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Akura

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The doctor is in
« on: April 03, 2010, 01:05:29 pm »
This is a real dwarf that just immigrated in.


Is this someone you want as your doctor?
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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TerminatorII

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2010, 01:07:06 pm »
well Urist it seems that you broke your arm in three places.. Now I am going out on a LIMB here, but I'd say that your fall wasn't all CRACKED up to be what it looked like ehh??
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No, I think the cook would be in charge of sugar-coating the cows.

You are a lifesaver! Round and probably in tropical flavors.

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2010, 01:07:23 pm »
Yes. He sets bone and dresses wounds and makes you laugh through it all!
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To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Blackburn

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2010, 01:07:41 pm »
"Why'd the dwarf cross the road? 'Cause his arm was on the other side and wanted me to put it back on!"

"I hate you so much, Dr. Plungedsacks."
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Tally

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2010, 01:09:04 pm »
"Oh, this is really bad...."

"What is it, doctor?"

"This Firefly Liver Stew! It tastes awful!"

"Oh, will you just tell me what's wrong?!"

"I'll tell you what's wrong... the nobles just mandated we make glass crowns! Can you believe this?!"
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Blackburn

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 01:13:48 pm »
"Dr. Plungedsacks, how long do I have to live?"

"Depends. How fast can you run away from a goblin ambush?"

"I've got no legs!"

"Then you just answered yourself, didn't you? Ha ha ha ha!"
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lanceleoghauni

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 01:18:57 pm »
It makes sense, They always say that laughter is the very best medicine.
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"Mayor, the Nobles are complaining again!"

*Mayor facepalms*

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 01:20:47 pm »
Quote from: lanceleoghauni on April 03, 2010, 01:18:57 pm
It makes sense, They always say that laughter is the very best medicine.
The humans do.

Dwarves probably add an S at the beginning.
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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 01:21:06 pm »
I've seen a few other posts here about comedian doctors; maybe it's a common attribute pairing? Reminds me of M*A*S*H.
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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 01:22:20 pm »
What'd be really funny is a doctor who's a talented liar.
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Akura

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2010, 01:26:05 pm »
Argh. It crashed immediately after he came in. Something to do with the military.

At least I found a new bug, though.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2011, 11:50:36 pm
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2010, 01:36:28 pm »
Quote from: Tally on April 03, 2010, 01:09:04 pm
"Oh, this is really bad...."

"What is it, doctor?"

"This Firefly Liver Stew! It tastes awful!"

"Oh, will you just tell me what's wrong?!"

"I'll tell you what's wrong... the nobles just mandated we make glass crowns! Can you believe this?!"

Actually, you can import sand now.
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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2010, 01:51:34 pm »
Patch adams!
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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2010, 02:05:10 pm »
I had a dwarf who had some dabbling medical skills, a bunch of bad traits for a doctor (clumsy, poor concentration, etc) and..... very high consoler skill.

Needless to say, I made him my chief medical dwarf.
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An ambush! curse all friends of nature!

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Re: The doctor is in
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2010, 02:45:46 pm »
Quote from: Akura on April 03, 2010, 01:05:29 pm
This is a real dwarf that just immigrated in.
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Is this someone you want as your doctor?

Lucky you those two skills are two of the few doctor related skills that do work at the moment.
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