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[LordSlowpoke]

So, I was fiddling around in the Legends. Took the first thing on the list and saw this:

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Yes, it IS a wagon, and it IS being devoured.

More wagon eating goodness, also worship of an entire Mountainhome ensues.

About 330 years later, another wagon.

And finally, a somewhat generalized kill list. The "other kills" weren't even listed, including the now phantom wagons.

Then worldgen ended and I couldn't recieve more dragon-eating madness. The fun part, I didn't register even a single time of her using dragonfire, or at least anything that was a sign of using it. Straightforward mashing them up with the jaws and eating them.

[Demonic Spoon]

The fibre is important for a dragon diet I suppose, or maybe she confused it with a elephant, or just hates all elves and wants to destroy anything of woody origin, I don't know, it's weird though,  .

[Ottofar]

Trader wagons are alive. At least you haven't seen an elf devour one.

[LordSlowpoke]

Trader wagons are alive. At least you haven't seen an elf devour one.

...Actually, I think I'm gonna check up the Legends on that.
Edit:

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My mind exploded.

[caramel]

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[Trigonous]

This thread is full of win.  I salute you good sirs.

[Ottofar]

My mind exploded.

Told you.

[Rumrusher]

wait is that the dwarven elf king eating a wagon or a random elf with that name.

[Demonic Spoon]

Random Elf.

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This picture made me laugh! 

[Rumrusher]

so eat a wagon get dwarves fall in love with you.

[LordSlowpoke]

so eat a wagon get dwarves fall in love with you.

Actually, it was the sheer awesome of the dragon because of which people actually worshipped it. From what I see, she cleared out a kobold cave, brought stuff to it, and started killing all reclaim parties, all while stopping for the occasional wagon from the trade route.
I'm gonna go there and find the most awesome wagon-eater and make a whole shrine to him/her. Hell, it may even be a full adamantine temple, if I manage to get the generator to work.
Also, screenshots will ensue. Maybe I'll even give this world a story, wagons seem to be a delicacy around here...

[BigD145]

Contrary to what they say, elves really do love their dead trees.

[Quietust]

Next challenge: find evidence of an elf devouring a bronze colossus.

[Gergination]

Next challenge: find evidence of an elf devouring a bronze colossus.

Treelover McCannibal has died from severe intestinal bleeding.

[Shade-o]

Next challenge: find evidence of an elf devouring a bronze colossus.

Treelover McCannibal has died from severe intestinal bleeding.

Hooray!