Abeo must be smiling on you guys at the moment or something. ALL 5s and6s. ALL. Not one roll below 5.
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sensei:I will allow other people to do dangerous things, while I ponder chess. Provide light if necessary.: 6
inteuniso: Look around in the cellar:5
frelock:Hack together a cadaver to practice medicine on.: 6
tehstefan:I stick close to the guy with the lamp, while keeping my magnum at the ready. Oh, and checking to make sure its loaded.:5
ExKirby(GM'd): I attempt reconnaissance.:5
Sensei:6
Allowing other pepole to attempt their not actually that dangerous schemes, you contemplate chess. Deeply. Perhaps too deeply, you're asleep! A voice echos inside your head, loud and jovial, like Santa Claus. "Chess you say, mortal? The game of kings! Fancy a game with old Risus? Being a god gets boring after a while..." Even with the proper spectacles equipped (at least you think they were the right ones...), the computer god of games beats you handily, but you still have fun, and learn some Chess Tactics along the way. "As for providing light..." the voice echos... You open your eyes to see that you are Glowing. Woah.
inteuniso: 5 (exposition exposition!)
"Hey Vas, could you shine that woah what the f**k". Vas now casting ample light for exploration, you search the area thoroughly. You find a brick, a metal ramp that's far to steep to climb, some shattered glass shards that Frelock must've taken with him going through the window, and a piece of paper labeled ZORK owner's manual. You see the exact text you expected to see, but on the back... the text is mostly illegible but at the bottom of the paper the words "HE WAITS" are larger than the rest and clearly legible. The text appears to be written in blood. Woah.
Frelock: 6
You mentally prepare yourself for your task, and start up your compiler and reality hacker. A voice echos inside your mind, an odd, mechanical sounding one. The voice seems to have some trouble arranging it's syllables properly. "A bit of... re-al-i-ty hacking? Ha. Ha. Ha. Let Cer-tusss... help (heh) you with... thhh...at..." Suddenly, you feel a strange euphoria! You look at the space around you, and then at your holographic screens. Everything becomes clear, and you set to work, cleanly decapitating and dismembering a seedy-looking individual with a bag and bad intentions and floating the components to your proximity. You put the man back together flawlessly, then rip him apart again into ever smaller pieces until you've disassembled him organ by organ. Still not satisfied, you then resolve to create some of the organs from scratch. After doing this, you begin to think of ways you could change the being... a little extra carbon bond here, perhaps a slightly faster metabolism?
An extra bone, an extra limb... soon you have nothing but an amorphous blob of organic material in front of you, and Proficient-level synthesis, modification, and healing/repair. Woah.
tehstefan: 5
The guy with the lamp isn't doing much... and now he's started glowing. Still not doing much that's interesting though. Instead, you check your gun for ammunition and follow the man in red for a while. He peers cautiously around the doorway to the room to the north of the room where Vas is, and motions for you to look... woah...
ExKirby(GM'd): 5
You decide to go on a little recon mission. The sharpshooter joins you. You find an extremely deep chasm to the south, as well as a small art gallery with a large, beautiful painting. You head back to the main cellar and peer around the doorway to the room to the north... woah...
Statuses:
Frelock: Wristwatch, computer terminal, glasses, civilian clothes, pamphlet, a jewel-encrusted egg, a bag which contains a lunch and a clove of garlic, and a bottle of water. In the Cellar.
Proficient in modifying, healing, and synthesizing with hacking tools. (+2 to modification & healing and +1 to synthesis at short range)
Inteuniso: Tau armor, pulse rifle, elfin sword (glowing light blue). In the Cellar.
Tehstefan: .44 Magnum, Fedora. In the Cellar.
ExKirby: Red Helmet, Red Army Gear, Combat Knife, .9mm Pistol, StA52 Assault Rifle, Meaningless Commander's Badge. In the Cellar.
Sensei: Knife, suitcase O' spectacles, electric brass lantern, two lengths of rope. In the Cellar. Glowing(-1 to being sneaky, provides light. Not controllable... yet).