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Author Topic: Man of SCIENCE!!  (Read 149432 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1770 on: August 06, 2010, 04:19:22 pm »

Glad to know you still have your honor Pandarsenic.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1771 on: August 06, 2010, 04:22:11 pm »

Bringing the forces who mercilessly quotepyramid in this thread to bear in another thread is exactly as compliant with the rules as people joining with the intent of sacrificing themselves for others to win. :D
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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Criptfeind

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1772 on: August 06, 2010, 05:23:04 pm »

Okay. Your plan is to spam a thread to win? That is against FOURM rules. Not just game rules.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1773 on: August 06, 2010, 06:10:16 pm »

How would that help me win? They can't even vote.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Criptfeind

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1774 on: August 06, 2010, 06:11:13 pm »

So your plan is

Spam
???
Profit
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1775 on: August 06, 2010, 06:23:33 pm »

Good sir, I am offender by your accusation. I made it quite clear that it would be irresponsible of me to encourage a cross-thread invasion and as such I cannot endorse such a thing.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

RedWarrior0

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1776 on: August 06, 2010, 07:53:59 pm »

Seriously, if you're getting yourself banned for a game, go all out and go to /b/ with promises of epic porn.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1777 on: August 06, 2010, 07:58:08 pm »

Actually, maybe there should be a game to see who could do the best spam. I'm not sure how the mechanics would work, though...
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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1778 on: August 06, 2010, 08:58:54 pm »

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=37811.0;topicseen
I like to think that there was a certain amount of art to coming up with quality responses, I was particularly pleased with my temporal infraction. But I suppose that some might consider that there was a certain amount of spamming involved...

Hmmm, in theory, the next update is likely to come soon regardless, I can only imagine that folks are more likely to be motivated by multiple updates, such as 6 updates over a 14 day period, but obviously nobody here is suggesting trading updates for votes...
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1779 on: August 08, 2010, 05:55:01 pm »

As was promised....




You smile at your work. With a satisfied nod, you strip down and go to sleep. When you awaken, you decide to put its abilities to the test. You dress, then code up a physics simulator, highly complex but based simply on accounting for all factors as they should be accounted for down to a very small scale. This is not just a collision simulator; this is an entire miniature world. Well, most of one. You've been working on it for several hours and it's still only about a third done. In the future, though, it can be used to test Killbots you don't have the parts for and refine their designs before you build them. Excellent. Even your beast of a computer runs a bit slow when you introduce too much information now, but your custom-tooled OS is much more resistant to crashes than mainstream ones. To make sure it stays that way, you spend a few seconds coding up a program that will run in the background, intercepting anything that attempts to intrude, checking for corruption any time data is altered, and packet sniffing (though that's still to-be-tested, since you don't have a wireless hub yet).

As you decide whether to continue or do something else - you notice that it's early evening, so you probably worked so long on- yep, checking the day on your laptop's calendar makes it quite clear that your INSPIRATION caused you to work so many solid hours that you fell asleep at night after having been awake for 36 hours, meaning this morning you woke up in an actual morning. You've been hard at work for most of the day since, and... uurfgh. You also notice you're quite hungry and thirsty. You've been neglecting yourself for your work. That won't do.

Computer now has custom defenses against several problems.
You have a 1/3-finished physics supersimulator

-=-

Wearing:
- Black Gloves of SCIENCE!
- Tool Belt of SCIENCE!
- Black Jeans of CASUALNESS
- Red T-shirt of CASUALNESS
- Black Shoes of RUNNING (and COMFORT)
- Dark Gray Jacket of HIDDEN POCKETS

Cash: 30.4 USD

Inventory:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Parts:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Chemicals:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Knowledge:
- Primary Discipline: KILLBOTICS (level 3.5)
- Secondary Disciplines: BIOLOGY (level 2.1), PROGRAMMING (2.9)
- Tertiary Disciplines: PHYSICS (level 1.4), CHEMISTRY (level 1.2)
- Formulae: 5
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
- Inventions: 9
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Health:
- No wounds
- No chemicals in system
- Rather hungry, quite thirsty

Negligible Fame
Mild Megalomania

Current Lab: Metal Workbench, Amateur Chemistry Set (Portable), Inspired Upgraded Laptop (Grade 12) (Portable), Makeshift Mold Tank, Lame Rat Container [1 Metal Bucket, 1 Spoon, 1 Tin Plate, contains 1 Intoxicated Rat <Hallucinogen+Reactive>]

KILLBOTS:
Spiked Anklebiter 1 [Level 2 programming, physics modeling program, IFF, weapon recognition]: 1 Control Unit, 1 Chassis (Small), 4 Wheels (Small), 1 Electric Motor, 1 Digital Camera, 3 Copper Wire, 2 knives, 2 forks; 6 Thumbtacks, 1 Solder. 1*4 Attack <Stabbing> <Drugged - Hallucinogens>, 2 Defense, 2 Movement, cannot be grabbed by enemies in combat

Locations:
Los Angeles, United States: Slum Basement Lab, Scrapyard, Pawn Shop, Dollar Store, Thrift Store, Goodwill, Cheap Grocery Store, UCLA, USC

Organizations: Gangs in the Location1:SlumBasementLab Area, the University System
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1780 on: August 08, 2010, 05:58:17 pm »

Buy something to eat/drink. Also, we should think about using biology to grow cheap/free food for us. It would be very useful.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1781 on: August 08, 2010, 05:58:43 pm »

Buy something to eat/drink. Also, we should think about using biology to grow cheap/free food for us. It would be very useful.
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

Lucus Casius

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1782 on: August 08, 2010, 06:00:52 pm »

Yeah, just go buy some food and water, and then build a small farm of SCIENCE!!!

After that, keep programming Bot Fortress.
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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1783 on: August 08, 2010, 06:02:58 pm »

I was thinking of mushrooms or something else that is easy to get/turn into a bioweapon. (Killer spores, infections etc.)
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Lucus Casius

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Re: Man of Consistent SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1784 on: August 08, 2010, 06:04:33 pm »

I was thinking of mushrooms or something else that is easy to get/turn into a bioweapon. (Killer spores, infections etc.)
Also, Shrooms.

More stuff for the drug market.
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