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[Cheddarius]

Summon The Mighty Thor and his cronies upon planet Elysium. Thor is a 100-foot-tall Lesser God. He can do small things, summoning armies, controlling local weather, etc. Thor is humanoid (come on, you know what humans look like). Thor leads an army of 800 Valkyries. Valkyries are also humanoid. They are armed with an unlimited supply of javelins.

[Phantom]

...
Shield Templum from the Norse and Greek gods.

I suggest we all stick to our own planet or universe.

[Cheddarius]

That's no fun.
I'll transport my guys to a different planet if you want, but I want someone to fight.

[Grek]

Make an antimatter oklob plant and plant it in the antimater universe.

[Sensei]

Look at my (our?) self. Use a mirror, maybe, even if it has to be a magic phlebotinum mirror.

[Acanthus117]

create copy of Elysium move away from Thor-Elysium and remove entire atmosphere of Thor-Elysium and turn old Elysium into Tarterus, a living hell.

Also, New Elysium has a Warp Barrier, a huge sphere that protects New Elysium from any hostile outside influence. If any mavolent thingies attempt to attack it, they get sucked into the barrier and hurled across the universe to a black hole, where they get mashed into tiny pieces and spat out of a white hole.

[Sensei]

Oh come on- three pages in and already "my planet has time travel proof underwear"?

[Armok]

Create tegmark multiverse.

[Acanthus117]

Fiiiiiine. Don't make New Elysium, accept Thor. introduce all earthly forms of life, as well as all species that can be found in DF.

[100killer9]

Guys, could you stick to one posted action per person between posts, just so I can manage things? I'll only give each person one action anyway.
The Fulltime Stopium is in effect in the Toonyverse.

The one made by Acanthus. (Which is probably the saner Matter Universe)

Create numerous planets, which bacterial life on some and planets environment vary.

Alright. The bacteria all slowly die without atmosphere or water. I assume this is in universe A (Acanthus's)

Select a planet, call it Elysium. make it hospitable for humans and all modern Earth life.

It's now hosptiable for humans, or would be if there was enough heat in the universe.

Summon The Mighty Thor and his cronies upon planet Elysium. Thor is a 100-foot-tall Lesser God. He can do small things, summoning armies, controlling local weather, etc. Thor is humanoid (come on, you know what humans look like). Thor leads an army of 800 Valkyries. Valkyries are also humanoid. They are armed with an unlimited supply of javelins.

Thor is summoned, but just stands there since there's nothing alive. His Valkyries are fleshy creatures, right? They freeze.

Make an antimatter oklob plant and plant it in the antimater universe.

Done. The particles are held together by gravity.

Create tegmark multiverse.

Explain, please. I don't have time right now to look this up.
Sensei: you don't physically exist.

[Armok]

Its way to complicated to explain. Justlookup multiverse o.n wikipedia

[Nolor]

Create an invisible particle which gathers in high concentration around sentient beings.

[Cheddarius]

Well, if we're going to get technical here, I didn't specify what kind of things the Valkyries needed. Perhaps the chill of space is their preferred temperature, being hardy northerners.

Anyway.
> have Thor dance and sing a song. It will go like this:
"I am Thor, la la la
I am Thor, doo doo doo
I am Thor, la la la
I smite thee, doo doo doo"

[Phantom]

Oh what the Jesus.


Bunch up a few planets and create a few solar systems. Create a few rogue planets that is hospitable for damn life with or without any atmosphere or liquid water. (Like in prospector!)

Because for some reason every damn detail is needed.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Create the fulltime stopium which for some reason still doesn't exist.