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[Random_Dragon]

Could you fit an entire human corpse in a mug?

Shit that would be hilarious.

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Vore jokes ensue.

[Untrustedlife]

turns out fire spreads in adventurer mode if you wait for a long time, so I created a macro specifically for letting fire spread....

So I found my most successful adventurers corpse grabbed his hood cloak, and instrument.

Then I burned my old adventures corpse funeral pyre style.


But now the fire is spreading very quickly... I should have brought the corpse somewhere less brushy.

[Uzu Bash]

Snuck up directly behind a fire-breathing, tick-like marsh titan, then poured my water and lay down in it before single-shotting it through the brain. Then I noticed that I'd mastered pike, sooner than I thought. My first monster meat! It was getting kind of awkward eating giant dingo meat in front of my dingo man and woman companions. Now I need to get some booze to replace what I had poured out to set up this pointless defense.

The dingos are my back-up band and shit talking partners. I've kept them out of danger so far, but I don't think they'll get along with the goblin culture I'm heading toward. Actually, it should be human occupied, since Wonderedhag the Squirrel Fiend is ousted and living in the rough. Her spire should be there for some fun.

[NJW2000]

Could you fit an entire human corpse in a mug?

Someone try a bronze collosus. Best drink ever.

Wait, holy shit, we could make cocktails with this! Could someone implement this "put in a mug" function in fortress mode?

[Max™]

[Random_Dragon]

Drink your friends, drink your enemies, drink all the things.

[Bumber]

Drink your friends, drink your enemies, drink all the things.

Books, HFS, magma, secrets of life and death, artifacts...

[Random_Dragon]

If Armok himself could fit in a mug, he would be drank. o3o

[Max™]

If Armok himself could fit in a mug, he would be drank. o3o

I have done what I swore an oath to never do again.

I have made a thing that drinks people.

It is without any pride that I say this is my finest work, and should you meet god on the road... god will be drank.

[Random_Dragon]

[Weird fetish jokes intensify]

[TheFlame52]

but how.

[Max™]

but how.

Clever abuse of which things can and can't be placed inside themselves.

Bags can be put in lots of stuff and hold lots of stuff.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Mug of Holding. How is that not the most dwarven thing possible?

[Random_Dragon]

Mug of Holding. How is that not the most dwarven thing possible?

Now put a barrel of dwarven wine in it.

What have I said about dwarven pints?

[Amperzand]

A nether-cap flask of magma, in a mug, given to a dwarf. What would happen?