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onarum

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #795 on: August 27, 2011, 07:56:12 pm »
Get the vaseline ready, you're about to have some fun.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #796 on: August 27, 2011, 08:39:05 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Everything is recycled. Everything.
Dwarf Fortress: The worlds first Fantasy world simulator!
Dwarf Fortress: Write your own story.
Dwarf Fortress: Heft your blade. Be a Hero.
Dwarf Fortress: Heft your axe. Be a Dwarf.
Dwarf Fortress: Heft your staff. Be a nerd.
Dwarf Fortress: Heft your Meme. Be redundant.
Dwarf Fortress : Lord of the Rings :: Harry Potter : Twilight
Dwarf Fortress: Live it. Dig it. Die in it.
Dwarf Fortress: Awesome.
Dwarf Fortress: Duke Nukem? Oh, he must be a new migrant. What a useless, weak piece of Chert.

NOTE: I suggest we start using Chert as a replacement for crap/shit. Because you know, we want to keep the kids safe.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #797 on: August 27, 2011, 08:46:41 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Holy Fucking Shit.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #798 on: August 27, 2011, 08:51:28 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 27, 2011, 08:39:05 pm
NOTE: I suggest we start using Chert as a replacement for crap/shit. Because you know, we want to keep the kids safe.

But chert is useful! Magma-safe stones are never bad. Use schist.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #799 on: August 27, 2011, 09:21:38 pm »
DF: Murphy's law, the game.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #800 on: August 27, 2011, 10:16:10 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: We kill kittens for food. We create baby waterfalls. We commited genocide of an entire race for their bones. I think it might be a little late for family safe.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #801 on: August 29, 2011, 10:56:47 am »
Holy schist.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #802 on: September 02, 2011, 02:08:26 pm »
Dwarf Fortress:  The game only looks and plays like you're editing a spreadsheet so you can do it at work with no consequences.
Dwarf Fortress: 70% wiki, 20% forum, 10% losing.
Dwarf Fortress: For people who like learning how to play more than playing.
Dwarf Fortress: The only text-based game to bring your computer to a crawl.
Dwarf Fortress: Rube Goldberg's Nightmare.
Dwarf Fortress: The smiley faces are a trap.
Dwarf Fortress: Mao: The Videogame.
Dwarf Fortress: The first rule of Dwarf Fortress is you do not have a tutorial mode of Dwarf Fortress.

(Sorry if some of these are already taken,  bit daunting to check through everything at this point!)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #803 on: September 02, 2011, 02:25:41 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Even Chuck Norris died far before history even started.
Dwarf Fortress: Where elves eat dwarves because dwarves eat plants.
Dwarf Fortress: Don't drop the soap, it won't dissolve in magma.
Dwarf Fortress: HD? If it had that, you'd need NASA to run it.

Quick Edit for my Sig stuff:

Dwarf Fortress: Give me another game where you can chop the enemy into three pieces, pick up one of them, and turn the rest of the pieces into minced meat.
Dwarf Fortress: The only place where you can perform brain surgery using your bare hands and a beard.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #804 on: September 02, 2011, 02:59:00 pm »
Dwarf Fortress - It only does... losing.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #805 on: September 02, 2011, 03:46:31 pm »
Dwarf Fortress - Save yourself the time and just punch your own face.
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Dwarf Fortress - Losing is fun.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #806 on: September 02, 2011, 06:52:38 pm »
Snow white only had 7 dwarves.  Imagine what you can do with 200.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #807 on: September 19, 2011, 02:18:48 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: where ASCII becomes Art, where Art becomes War... and where War becomes Hilarious.

Dwarf Fortress: if you aren't doing your best to create a trap that destroys the world with magma, you are not playing well.

Dwarf Fortress: where else can you find a place where magma can become the source of all your economy?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #808 on: September 19, 2011, 06:32:50 pm »
Quote from: Farmerbob on September 02, 2011, 06:52:38 pm
Snow white only had 7 dwarves.  Imagine what you can do with 200.
What did Snow White do with those 7 dwarves?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #809 on: September 19, 2011, 06:43:47 pm »
Quote from: Urist McCheeseMaker on September 19, 2011, 06:32:50 pm
Quote from: Farmerbob on September 02, 2011, 06:52:38 pm
Snow white only had 7 dwarves.  Imagine what you can do with 200.
What did Snow White do with those 7 dwarves?
Terrible things...
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