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Bauglir

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2010, 01:18:01 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #76 on: March 16, 2010, 01:54:24 pm »
Quote from: Omegastick on March 16, 2010, 12:27:56 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Better than sex!

- The Virgin's Weekly Magazine
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #77 on: March 16, 2010, 02:37:15 pm »
DF:  You've either played it or you've only played shit.
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Man, dwarves are such a**holes!

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Even automatic genocide would be a better approach

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #78 on: March 16, 2010, 06:45:46 pm »
Quote from: Balathustrius on March 13, 2010, 12:21:42 pm
Strike The Earth

What's wrong with this one?

Dwarf Fortress: Strike the Earth!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #79 on: March 16, 2010, 11:14:07 pm »

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DF: When you see it, you'll sh*t brix.
    When you understand it, you'll sh*t cats.
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"   So the gods discussed it and created elves. The Elves were beautiful, Mistral Thrax admitted, in and elvish way, but it was his belief that the gods grew disappointed after a time because the elves -- being elves -- were essentially decorative but not particularly functional. They were content simply to live long lives and to exist. They did not nothing of any real value, in the opinion of Mistral Thrax."
   -- The Covenant of the Forge by Dan Parkinson, a Dragon Lance Novel

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #80 on: March 17, 2010, 05:26:42 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Fear, kitty-kitty.

Dwarf Fortress: This is an artifact game. All craftsdwarfship is beyond quality.

Dwarf Fortress: Slaves to Who What Now?

Dwarf Fortress: Graphics? THIS IS ~MAGMA~!

Dwarf Fortress: Killer Fish. Cannibal Elves. !!Pig Tail Socks!!. Tremble, Player.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #81 on: March 17, 2010, 07:05:18 am »
Dwarf Fortress: When the going gets tough, Armok gets pleased.

Dwarf Fortress: Cats; maybe Vietnam was onto something...

Dwarf Fortress: When the going gets tough, Magma.

Dwarf Fortress: And you thought Scottie had a demanding job? Meet the nobles.

Dwarf Fortress: Cats cats everywhere, but where the fuck did all my Dwarves go?

Dwarf Fortress: Your Psychiatrist's worst enemy.

Dwarf Fortress: You didn't have any plans this week, did you? I didn't think so.
[Alternatively]
Dwarf Fortress: Don't make plans.

Dwarf Fortress: Hi ho, hi ho it's off t- OH CARP.
[Or]
Dwarf Fortress: "Gone fishing"

Dwarf Fortress: 1+1 = Magma

Dwarf Fortress: Magma + Magma = not nearly enough Magma.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #82 on: March 17, 2010, 11:49:07 am »
Quote from: zecro on March 16, 2010, 06:45:46 pm
Quote from: Balathustrius on March 13, 2010, 12:21:42 pm
Strike The Earth

What's wrong with this one?

Dwarf Fortress: Strike the Earth!

Yeah but well ... consider that doing so usually ends badly for the dwarves.  Perhaps this would be better:

Dwarf Fortress:  Strike the Earth ... The Earth Strikes Back: With MAGMA!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #83 on: March 17, 2010, 11:52:13 am »
Quote from: Pathos on March 16, 2010, 05:55:50 am
Dwarf Fortress: This. IS. MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This has my vote. Needs picture.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #84 on: March 17, 2010, 12:12:33 pm »
Df: where when it rains cats and dogs it only means that someone has devised a particularly cunning trap.

Df: where a complete game over in .30 seconds... is only .29 seconds away from a new record.

Dwarf Fort: No one can save you now.

Dwarf Fort: If it had better graphics, no one would ever play anything else.

Dwarf Fort: When you think you are finally safe, you will soon find out just how wrong you were.

Dwarf Fort: Nobody gets out alive.

Dwarf Fort: Their bodies will lie in the fortress forever. (speaking of which, someone should totally build a Hogwartz fortress, complete with "secret" passageways and forbidden forest)

Dwarf Fort: Once you go Dwarf, you never go back
 or alternatively Once you go Dwarf, you grow a beard.

Dwarf Fort: if you can read this, it already has you in its spell.
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Dwarf fortress threads can sound so.... unethical
it would be unethical if this wasn't the bay12 forums
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #85 on: March 17, 2010, 01:47:43 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Graphics lack it.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #86 on: March 17, 2010, 03:43:20 pm »
I ski, you ski, we all ski for ASCII.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #87 on: March 17, 2010, 03:56:46 pm »
Quote from: HmH on March 17, 2010, 01:47:43 pm
Dwarf Fortress: Graphics lack it.
This. Oh God this.
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To be partly feline,
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #88 on: March 17, 2010, 04:36:11 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on March 16, 2010, 01:18:01 pm
I don't get the Clausewitz one. I'm thinking of the Vom Krieg guy. Is there another Clausewitz, or what'm I missing?

No, its him. Relating to his ideas of war which basically guided the world wars into the blood bath of attrition that it became. Specifically the quote that "blood is the price for victory" Although perhaps I should have used Ludendorff since his brute totalitarian ideas of war basically boiled down to "Fuck strategy, just charge the bastards"

/obscure german war philosophy
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #89 on: March 17, 2010, 06:09:50 pm »
The "I feel like Hitler Stalin now..." thread in Dwarf Mode Discussion has plenty of choice quotes that could double as taglines. Most of them are about how the greatest evil dicators would be the best DF players too.
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