Hey, remember how I just said I hadn't seen any real goblin aggression (only one seige with only about 12 goblins, one elf), even though I now have fort with a value of about 2.4 million dbs?
HAHA! Just kidding!
Three squads of about 16 apiece, each led by elites have just showed up on my doorstep...
And I'd even deactivated my entire military, since it had been so long... Fortunately, my fort's enterance is such an elaborate deathtrap that it's actually fairly inconvenient for my dwarves.
Oh, the forges will be warm with the glow of melting goblinite tonight! (Well, OK, and with the magma that always sits under it...)
edit: pfft! HA! The elite lasher just walked up to the bridge across my well channel for no apparent reason (was already on the right side of the channel), and got caught in my wildlife-trapping cages. The rest of his squad is just looking around like, "... umm... what now?" before a few of the others also start stepping on the handful of remaining cage traps that aren't even close to my gates.
Ahhh, this is what I was missing. Encroaching forces of darkness that pose less threat to me than a couple groundhogs.
edit 2: Holy crap! I thought fortifications were supposed to protect your dwarves from ranged attacks! Their elite bowman just fired every single shot straight through the second-story fortifications from a dozen tiles away, killed a dog, killed my second-best marksdwarf, and crippled my best one before he simply ran out of ammo.
edit 3: Fortunately, unlike my other guy, my top marksdwarf has been kept rotating in and out of the military with pump duty and record keeping, so she's Superdwarvenly Tough. She's got both legs and both arms in the red, has lost a knee, a hand, a finger, and a couple toes, and is extreme pain, but is actually still firing crossbow bolts down at the attackers (unfortunately, not at the elite, just at the random goblin noobs). If she actually lives through this, I'm making her a statue... and ensuring that I never put marksdwarves in my sniper's tower again until the archers are dead or fleeing.