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[mission0]

if no one else objects.

ZE BIKE!! I STEALS IT!!! MINE!!!! RAGE FUFUFFUFUUFUFFFUFFUFUFUFFFFUUU!!!

You can have it I guess. 

I'm just saying... how are you going to ride a bike with a dagger in one hand and the map in another.

[Criptfeind]

I don't think the game is that complex...

Is it ExKirby?

Methinks that It is based on inventory space instead of logic.

[ExKirby]

Yup.

[mission0]

I don't think the game is that complex...

Is it ExKirby?

Methinks that It is based on inventory space instead of logic.

Yes it is that way or no it's not?

Anyways that was mostly said to your character from mine, I should have done something to clarify.

[NUKE9.13]

I don't think the game is that complex...

Is it ExKirby?

Methinks that It is based on inventory space instead of logic.

WRONG

Oh, people, people. Have you forgotten what peasant adventure is all about? It is not about completing quests, getting rich, or marrying a space toad; it is about love and companionship being thwarted at every turn by the GM with hilarious, badly-drawn illustrations!
So, yes, Mission0, ride a bicycle with things in your hands, and yes, ExKirby, make a silly, badly drawn picture of him tangled in the wreck of a bicycle, and yea; let the twerp return as they try to extract him from the wreckage; and let them not worm their way out of it, no matter how ludicrous their explanations. For that is the true meaning of Christmas Peasant Adventure.

((I'd really apreciate if everyone would go: "Golly, we sure have learnt a lesson today"))

[mission0]

I don't think the game is that complex...

Is it ExKirby?

Methinks that It is based on inventory space instead of logic.

WRONG

Oh, people, people. Have you forgotten what peasant adventure is all about? It is not about completing quests, getting rich, or marrying a space toad; it is about love and companionship being thwarted at every turn by the GM with hilarious, badly-drawn illustrations!
So, yes, Mission0, ride a bicycle with things in your hands, and yes, ExKirby, make a silly, badly drawn picture of him tangled in the wreck of a bicycle, and yea; let the twerp return as they try to extract him from the wreckage; and let them not worm their way out of it, no matter how ludicrous their explanations. For that is the true meaning of Christmas Peasant Adventure.

((I'd really apreciate if everyone would go: "Golly, we sure have learnt a lesson today"))

Learning! Never, Blasphemy I say. We shall do the impossible, and more!

[Criptfeind]

Yup.

You answer confuses and inferiorates me.
.
..
...
....RAGE!!!!! WHAT IT IT!

[Phantom]

Hide knife in pelvis area under my pants.

Head to Rodel/Whatever town that is closest besides the current one.

[ExKirby]

Um, I demand cartwheels and badly drawn speech bubbles saying 'spiders!'. Peasant adventure is not peasant adventure without badly-drawn shenanigans. They give it zest.

I'll follow as well, bike under my feet if no one else objects.

The image speaks for itself. Oh, and mission is hiding behind that text bubble.

And thus I grab every thing and run before the snot-rag comes back.

Look at map when I am in a safe-ish area.

Follow Criptfeind and look at the map over his shoulder

Hide knife in pelvis area under my pants.

Head to Rodel/Whatever town that is closest besides the current one.

(Tails) The map says you're going to Southern Dwarfboi, but before you can plot your next route, you are attacked by a swarm of killer bees! Because Criptfiend is closest, he is in close quaters. Faden and Phantom are at range. The bees go in for (3) damage! (6) Cript dodges, but the bees can keep charging! (1) Phantom is hit hard! He is poisoned, because they're KILLER bees. Wait... seeing as they still have their stingers, they're killer WASPS. Either way, Phantom is poisoned.

Criptfeind: Fine 20hp
Wearing-Some old rags
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map, world map)
-Healing Elixer
-Knife
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Faden: Fine 20hp
Wearing-A leaf
-Leaher Bag (map)
-Healer Sword
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Phantom: Poison 3 17hp
Wearing-Some worn trousers
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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NUKE9.13: Fine 20hp
Wearing-Nothing, a random block protects his modesty
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
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mission0: Fine 20hp
Wearing-A pair of Y-Fronts.
-Leaher Bag (10 silver, map)
-Bike
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[Criptfeind]

Stab Stab, crush the bees.

[Phantom]

Devour dead bees.

Wouldn't I be poisoned if helluva lot of bees stung me? Not 30?

Punch Criptfeind for knife.

[ExKirby]

Erm... Phantom, you are poisoned.

[NUKE9.13]

Heh heh heh
I sign the contract, fully aware that I have no soul; it's absence is what enables me to

[...]commit as many acts of arson as possible, murder every innocent bystander who crosses my path, and steal everything not nailed down with very strong nails of holding+5.

Sucker

[Faden]

I stab the bees. Hopefully, next time I wash the sword off we can get some ZOMBIE BEES!

[Phantom]

The average adult can withstand approximately 1000 stings

And....
How do you stab a swarm of bees? Slashing or stabbing implements are bad against bees.