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That link doesn't work?

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FTFY

Actually please snip out my pic it was awful

[Shook]

the hell you say

that's not an awful pic

THIS is an awful pic

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i'm blue da ba dee dabba da-ee

[Bumblebee]

i'm blue da ba dee dabba da-ee

Harry, you're a Na'vi.

[Comrade P.]

i'm blue da ba dee dabba da-ee

Harry, you're a Na'vi.

You must go back in time to save Narnia from Sauron.

[Shook]

but the speed limit is only 80 mph

:<

[Comrade P.]

Speed is re-BUUURP-lative, Morty, um, I mean Harry, just squeeze into this Tardis d-device I recenty acquired.

[quinnr]

There's a website to give you definitive "attractiveness" rating using artificial intelligence, now. I uploaded a supposedly nice picture of myself and...

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Oh. Okay. Well maybe that picture was off. Let's try another random picture on my harddrive (this one is from high-school, I was so little )

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Well, I've got one response for you, you robot scum!

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...I'm done here. Going to go cry under a rock.

The moral of this story? There is always an anime girl out there more attractive than you, so don't worry about it! Resistance is futile.

[Rolan7]

I lol'd, nice writeup.
Those sorts of things are mostly based on symmetry, from what I hear.  And...
Hold on...
http://xkcd.com/1425/

In other words, computers will get cute and anime confused 9 times out of 10.
(You're the cute)

[TheBiggerFish]

Yeah, there's definitely some cute there, quinnr.

Also PTW.

[Tawa]

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...Apparently the website thinks that's an attractive animé guy.

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It gave me the same result as you and guessed I was a couple years older than I am.

...

hey. this could be funny.

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Apparently Sans is a 38-year-old woman and hotter than I am.

Well, there's a logical follow-up...

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...Apparently monochromatic, pixelated skeletons are, as a general rule, sexier than me.

Let's try Phoenix Wright.

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It would appear that having an actual face made it harder for them to recognize Phoenix.

Let's try that derpy painting of Charles Darwin that's on Wikipedia.

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You're kidding me.

...I have this picture of Bill Gates very badly photoshopped onto CATS from Zero Wing from back when I was edgy and crap. Let's do that. There's no way he's more attractive than me, right?

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Nope, apparently airbrushed-green Bill Gates with one glowing airbrushed red eye is hotter than I am.

brb committing sudoku

[TheBiggerFish]

:faaaaaacepaaaaaaaalm:

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

AIs don't find real humans attractive, duh.

[Shook]

HMMMMMMMM

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i'm ok with this

It's actually pretty damn close with the age, since i am 23. :v

edit: also hooray my unflattering self portrait got recognized

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This calls for more experimentation. :v

[Arx]

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(My other avatar gives exactly the same result.)

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[quinnr]

1.) Asked to work on Sunday.
2.) Wake up, have headache, feel eyes about to explode.
3.) Wake up again. Check train schedule. Oh, weekend schedule. Will need to hurry.
4.) Do hair, bootyful!
5.) Need to take brother's bike. Bike stuck in terribly gear, breaks don't work. Realize rain.
6.) Helmet + rain ruins hair.
7.) Rain + suck bike = disgusting sweat
8.) Make it to station about falling over from soreness (stupid bike), but get in as train pulls up.
9.) Have to do it again this evening.

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