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[miauw62]

You can just mash words together in Dutch, too.

[Dutchling]

That's how spell check works in Word too. It'll allow any combination of any words no matter how nonsensical it becomes

[Descan]

What?
Flabort posts a picture, and Descan doesn't tell him to shave?

I thought we were time clones! D:

Go shave, Mastah. You are extremely fuzzy. Meow.

[mastahcheese]

What?
Flabort posts a picture, and Descan doesn't tell him to shave?

I thought we were time clones! D:

Go shave, Mastah. You are extremely fuzzy. Meow.

I shaved two days ago! I'm not fuzzy! >:|

[TD1]

He lies!

Basta the Mastah, Lord of Cats and all appropriate scans (aye, even unto the Scan of De) is ever fuzzy.

[Comrade P.]

I finally figured out what should I post, because I like this thread, but I do not have a lot of photos of me.

So.

Sometimes, people ask me: "why u no workout? you're built just right yet you are fat". Well, because I used to spend some of my weekends making these:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

P.S. the person depicted is my father. I help him once in a while in the countryside. This particular pile has grown twice that big since the photo was taken.

[Sheb]

Pffff, chainsaw are cheating. Real men use a handsaw.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Pffff, chainsaw are cheating. Real men use a handsaw.

Real man use fist. Chainsaw is for shave beard from chest.

[Spehss _]

Pffff, chainsaw are cheating. Real men use a handsaw.

Real man use fist. Chainsaw is for shave beard from chest.

"You see Ivan, you punch tree hard, you get wood from tree, yeah? Is good system."

[scrdest]

Pffff, chainsaw are cheating. Real men use a handsaw.

Real man use fist. Chainsaw is for shave beard from chest.

Pah! Real man use fist for shave too!

[Orange Wizard]

* scrdest punches himself in the beard and the severed part sails off in an arc!

[Avis-Mergulus]

Pffff, chainsaw are cheating. Real men use a handsaw.

Real man use fist. Chainsaw is for shave beard from chest.

Pah! Real man use fist for shave too!

You see Vladimir, sometimes God give man chest beard too weak for fist. Man punch beard, beard die, never seen again. Better use chainsaw for fear of kill chest beard.

[TD1]

Real man use industrial equipment for hair care.

[Comrade P.]

I appreciate your care for my hair a lot. You cannot even believe how much I do. Unfortunately, all of mine seem to grow solely on my head. The non-facial part of it, to my deepest grief.

[RedKing]

Real men keep their chest beard. If possible, they weave it into their face beard.

Spoiler: ALL IS BEARD (click to show/hide)