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[Comrade P.]

Your very Russian face.

I'm now 100% convinced your name is Oleg and you live near the Volga. Your job is to help hairy old women carry their sacks of potatoes across the river. You're giving a speech about that very job in that picture. You fear Estonian terrorists every day as they want to steal the potatoes.

Spoiler: Behold, horrible truth. (click to show/hide)

My name is Artyom, I live in Moscow and I'm working in Institute of Element-Organic Compounds of Russian Academy of Sciences for a year and a half by now while finishing high school. I'm giving a speech at Moscow Chemical Tournament, a team-based competition in solving chemical problems, where our team won (February 2014).

[Sheb]

Out of curiosity what is your job there?

[Dutchling]

You're... actually still fairly stereotypically Russian

[Comrade P.]

Out of curiosity what is your job there?

Officially I'm going to start working there next year, because child labor is, like, officially prohibited. Until now I was making my project in Institutes' laboratories, and starting in next year, a minor scientific collaborator, I guess. Since my project was somewhat the same as the laboratory's current interests.

You're... actually still fairly stereotypically Russian

Yep. It's kinda silly to deny this fact. Except I don't drink alcohol.

[Sheb]

You can do that straight out of high school? That's pretty cool.

[Comrade P.]

Yeah, the opportunity given by our Lyceum is pretty unique. There are a few schools in Moscow - and in whole Russia - who can do this stuff.

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: Behold, my blurry glory. (click to show/hide)

Pardon my lack of a proper smile. Had a long day of work, and I'm pretty worn out right now. Plus, I've yet to properly clean up, so this is my most "every day" look while at it.

Figure it's about time I gave a more up-to-date picture of me. Just recently took it via webcam, so crappiness of quality is expected. I take a better picture with quality involved, as my half-hearted smile would show (quality helps to judge if it even looks like one, so this was a challenge.). Until that time comes, this is it for now.

[Spehss _]

Nice facial hair broski.

[Kamin]

Spoiler: Behold, horrible truth. (click to show/hide)

My name is Artyom, I live in Moscow and -snip-

Holy shit--you shall deliver the Metro from the Dark Ones?

[Yoink]

Spoiler: Behold, my blurry glory. (click to show/hide)

Oh hey, it's Aaron Paul.
Apart from the blurriness, nice pic.

[Kamin]

Spoiler: Behold, my blurry glory. (click to show/hide)

Oh hey, it's Aaron Paul.

Love your work, bro!

+1

[Avis-Mergulus]

Spoiler: Well. This is my first time posting in this thread, so here's me and my cat's backside. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: And a mugshot in the style of Socialist Realism (click to show/hide)

[My Name is Immaterial]

The grammar nazi in me say that it should be "My cat's backside and me(or is it I)" so we don't think that it was a picture of your backside.

[TD1]

"The Emperor and I"
"The Cat's Backside and I"

Hopefully both tales don't hold an element of romance.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Ah. I just realized that my wording implies that I and my cat share a backside. Oh well.