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[Descan]

Who, Janet? Terrifying, probably.

[Rose]

Presumably Knit Tie, since nobody here but owlga knows what Janet looks like, fu-man-chu or no.

[Knit tie]

I... I honestly don't know how I would look with a fake moustache.

[Descan]

Regardless, terrifying.

[Knit tie]

Well, I can certainly try and stick a fake on my face.

[Kadzar]

I... I honestly don't know how I would look with a fake moustache.

As it happens, I know exactly what I look like with a fake mustache.

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[Descan]

Majestic.

[Knit tie]

You look very stereotypically german. The beer helps.

[Kadzar]

It's not beer. It is rather bad blueberry soda endorsed by Shaquille O'Neal. Though the German part might be somewhat true, since my family has lived in Wisconsin for a few generations so I probably have at least a little German in me, and my Manx side was probably not pure Gaelic.

[Projeck37]

Spoiler: Selfie (click to show/hide)

[MaximumZero]

I would look strange with a fake mustache. Then again, I have a real one. Two mustachios would be too much. The only person that could pull off the double-stache is Japa.

[Descan]

You'd have to put it on your forehead or something. Somewhere you had room for a second caterpillar. Under your left eye maybe?

[Helgoland]

Nipple mustaches!

[hops]

I... I honestly don't know how I would look with a fake moustache.

As it happens, I know exactly what I look like with a fake mustache.

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You look like a can of beer compared to the guy holding you.

[MaximumZero]

Nipple mustaches!

Not with my quantity of chest hair. I'm not even clicking the link, and I can already nope.