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[Rose]

Wait... you're NOT a crazy mercenary villain yet?

[Kadzar]

Wait... you're NOT a crazy mercenary villain yet?

I'd peg MZ more as an anime protagonist's really badass best friend.

[Vector]

Hehe, I used to be told that I was the party's jerkass mage (or assassin, I guess--someone dealing with the dark arts) with a super-wibbly side.

[MonkeyHead]

I've gone bald plenty of times, it's not bad.

Never had really long hair though.

Same here. Going bald is a typical thing to do once each ten weeks. It does mean I have to trim the beard though, as bald with a massive beard just looks odd.

[Guardian G.I.]

I have to keep my hair relatively short, because it automatically goes into "Drunk Hobo Afro" mode when it's long enough.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

odd.

you have an strange way of spelling badass

[RedKing]

odd.

you have an strange way of spelling badass

+1

In another 20-30 years (okay, who am I kidding...10 if I'm lucky) this will be me. Especially once I retire (again, who I am kidding, I will never be able to retire) Imma let the beard go wild. Bald + 3 foot long white beard. Awwwww yeaaaaaah.

[MrWillsauce]

In another 20-30 years (okay, who am I kidding...10 if I'm lucky) this will be me. Especially once I retire (again, who I am kidding, I will never be able to retire) Imma let the beard go wild. Bald + 3 foot long white beard. Awwwww yeaaaaaah.

Will you be my grandpa?

[RedKing]

In another 20-30 years (okay, who am I kidding...10 if I'm lucky) this will be me. Especially once I retire (again, who I am kidding, I will never be able to retire) Imma let the beard go wild. Bald + 3 foot long white beard. Awwwww yeaaaaaah.

Will you be my grandpa?

I was thinking something like this:

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Or maybe this:

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But probably wind up more like this:

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[MaximumZero]

How about this?

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[RedKing]

Sad monkey man is sad.

[Descan]

Problem 1: The first guy ISN'T BALD. Kind of tears a hole in everything, that.

Problem 2: You need to be more muscley. And/or asian. To fit number 2 picture.

Problem 3: You aren't Irish, are you? Then number 3 ain't for you!

[MrWillsauce]

Doesn't matter. Go with number 1.

[RedKing]

Problem 1: The first guy ISN'T BALD. Kind of tears a hole in everything, that.

Problem 2: You need to be more muscley. And/or asian. To fit number 2 picture.

Problem 3: You aren't Irish, are you? Then number 3 ain't for you!

Why you gotta dash my hopes and dreams, man? 

Spoiler: Fine. How 'bout this? (click to show/hide)

Except that my beard would engulf my neck in a matter of days.

[Descan]

Acceptable, as long as you can perfect the steely squint.