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[Descan]

I bet you that's just a tea-shop or something. Completely unrelated to the reverse-centaurs.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

furry brothel?

[The Darkling Wolf]

Not enough animal in those statues.

[RedKing]

Everyone I know in real like calls me Jesus mockingly as well, its nothing new to me.

Nor I. It's highly unoriginal, but it's always worth a laugh when you see a man with a short beard, youthful appearance and long brown hair.

At least it's complementary.

One of my nicknames in college was "Jackboot Jesus" because I had the requisite beard, long hair and youthful appearance. And wore a pair of size 12 black leather shitkickers all the time. 
Oh, and I occasionally wore a shirt made out of a couple of feedbags. Which *really* completed the look.

"Behold, as I turn this bottle of Mad Dog into projectile vomiting!"

[kisame12794]

One of my nicknames in college was "Jackboot Jesus" because I had the requisite beard, long hair and youthful appearance. And wore a pair of size 12 black leather shitkickers all the time. 
Oh, and I occasionally wore a shirt made out of a couple of feedbags. Which *really* completed the look.

"Behold, as I turn this bottle of Mad Dog into projectile vomiting!"

Win, this post is.

[MaximumZero]

RedKing, everyone can do that with Mad Dog 20/20. That's what it's made for.

Now, let's see if you can do that with Ouzo.

[Osmosis Jones]

I bet you that's just a tea-shop or something. Completely unrelated to the reverse-centaurs.

Close; it's just a pub. See the paper lantern in the middle? If my camera wasn't so shitty, that'd be red. A red paper lantern is a sign for an (IIRC) Iyazaki; an old style pub-eatery. Think draft beer, plenty of sake, and things like yakitori (meat onna stick!) for sale.

EDIT: It's actually an izakaya. Derp. >_<

[ductape]

Japan is a place for every fetish, including horse-head women.

We have Sarah Jessica Parker here in the US, so yeah.
http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

[Hanslanda]

I'm not sure everyone will be able to handle the sexy in this next picture. Emo-Hans ahead, ye be warned.

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And this is the shirt my first ex-girlfriend got me. The irony should become hilariously apparent momentarily.

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[Siquo]

I like it

Mine got me one with "Everyone is entitled to my opinion". Ex shirts are the best.

[Scelly9]

I like it

Agreed.

[Hanslanda]

Ex shirts are the best.

+1 She also got me a camoflaged Peace Frog t-shirt. I love Peace Frog. Then she [REDACTED] so I haven't talked to her since.

I like it

Agreed.

Thanks guys.

[kaijyuu]

Hans sexiness has gone up by 5 points.

And that's an awesome shirt

[Hanslanda]

Hans sexiness has gone up by 5 points.

And that's an awesome shirt

LEVEL UP
*Whoosh*
Now I can afford that new perk!

[Reudh]

Hans, if you think you're emo, you should see Reudh circa 2007.

Skintight jeans, long hair, listening to awful, awful metal music.