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[Leafsnail]

Buddying from Leafsnail, noted.

Buddying for... actually posting a joke?  What?  Came from a jokebook I read, by the way.

Also, unvote.  Where is Diakron?

[dakarian]

Well it made me laugh, but I don't trust anyone that attempts to give me happy thoughts.

(especially my cats.  You get too comfortable with them curling up on your lap but they are just trying to put you to sleep so they can steal the food from your plate.  Jeesh, Litia knows how to hook french fries from the container without making a sound.)

[Neruz]

Tee hee, you don't own cat. Cat owns you.

[Eduren]

Spoiler: You want a joke?  Fine, here's one! (click to show/hide)

An old man and his wife are sitting in a restaurant, eating dinner.
"Martha", he says, "You've been very good to me over the last 40 years.  And you know I'd never begrudge you on anything."
His wife looks up, slightly nervously, and says "Yes?"
"Well... it's just that..." He clears the nervousness from his mind and says "You know our 5th child?"
"Uhuh?"
"Well... he looks a bit... different to all the others.  Did he... have a different father?"  He waits for an answer, but the look on his wife's face tells him everything he needs to know.  He looks down, sadly, and says "I see.  Well... who was his father then?"
Martha after wiping a tear from her eye, looks her husband straight in the face, and says: "You".

Well, that was unnecessary.

Thank you, that was funny.

[Eduren]

eduren, why is your name all in lower case?

Because I made a mistake when I registered. It should be capitalized.

[Neruz]

eduren, why is your name all in lower case?

Because I made a mistake when I registered. It should be capitalized.

Inconcievable.

[Zai]

eduren, why is your name all in lower case?

Because I made a mistake when I registered. It should be capitalized.

You can get Toady to fix that by PMing him.

[Pandarsenic]

Webby should do that too.

[webadict]

Webby should do that too.

Mine is on purpose!

[Eduren]

eduren, why is your name all in lower case?

Because I made a mistake when I registered. It should be capitalized.

You can get Toady to fix that by PMing him.

Really? Cool.

[dakarian]

waiting on ExKirby's answer.

And for Diakron to post.  He hasn't done so yet.

[Errol]

I wanted to skip to the interesting point, Zai. The point where we quit randomvoting and get to real accusations - such as your one. Oh, and I was too busy celebrating begin of vacations yesterday. Unvote...

Blah, blah, neither Diakron nor Neruz contributed anything of note. It's silly to accuse someone who hasn't posted at all, but Neruz, care to explain why you have been exceptionally silly and exceptionally non-contributing up to this point? This is too silly.

[Vector]

Blah, blah, neither Diakron nor Neruz contributed anything of note. It's silly to accuse someone who hasn't posted at all, but Neruz, care to explain why you have been exceptionally silly and exceptionally non-contributing up to this point? This is too silly.

Unvote.

Good evening, scumball.  Feeling a bit nervous about things once people start really attacking you?

Errol, die now.

[Neruz]

Blah, blah, neither Diakron nor Neruz contributed anything of note. It's silly to accuse someone who hasn't posted at all, but Neruz, care to explain why you have been exceptionally silly and exceptionally non-contributing up to this point? This is too silly.

*Monocle*

Too silly? Too silly! Rediculous. I refuse to accept such outrageous and outlandish accusations. Fie on you sir!

[Errol]

Blah, blah, neither Diakron nor Neruz contributed anything of note. It's silly to accuse someone who hasn't posted at all, but Neruz, care to explain why you have been exceptionally silly and exceptionally non-contributing up to this point? This is too silly.

Unvote.

Good evening, scumball.  Feeling a bit nervous about things once people start really attacking you?

Errol, die now.

Well, good morning, Vector. I was hoping we could meet under better circumstances, but what happened happened, alas.

I don't have anything else to say.