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Author Topic: Just Another Text Adventure  (Read 20044 times)

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Just Another Text Adventure
« on: January 13, 2010, 07:46:10 pm »

You wake up in a forest, surrounded by a few spread out trees. The ground has only a few patches of grass, with the rest being mud. Your hand seems to be stuck in the ground, with your finger latched around some sort of metal ring. There is a dirt-covered spoon next to you.

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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 12:09:40 pm »

> Examine Self

You appear to be wearing a red T-shirt and blue jeans. Your left hand is free, albeit dirt-covered, while your right hand is deeply entrenched in the mud. Any attempt to free it in this condition will fail.

A turtle walks out from beneath some dead leaves. It stares at you.

You have a sense of déjà vu.

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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 02:06:21 pm »

>Dig with spoon.
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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 02:14:51 pm »

> Dig mud from around stuck hand -carefully- with spoon, keeping an eye on that damn koopa squirtle turtle
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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 05:41:54 pm »

>Dig with spoon.
You grab the spoon.

> Dig mud from around stuck hand -carefully- with spoon, keeping an eye on that damn koopa squirtle turtle
You start digging. You clear out enough mud to see your wrist.

The turtle looks at you blankly. You feel the turtle is somehow important.

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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 05:44:29 pm »

> kill turtle with spoon, and make *turtle shell trowel* to continue digging.
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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 05:44:58 pm »

Do not kill the turtle.
Serenade it.
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 05:48:11 pm »

> kill turtle with spoon, and make *turtle shell trowel* to continue digging.
You can't bring yourself to hurt such an innocent creature.

Do not kill the turtle.
Serenade it.
You sing the turtle some songs. Unfortunately, it is not impressed by your collection of non-turtle songs.

The turtle continues to stare at you blankly.
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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 05:49:34 pm »

Make turtle mating calls.
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2010, 05:52:15 pm »

Make turtle mating calls.
You don't know any turtle mating calls.

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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2010, 05:53:55 pm »

Eat mud. Or dig out mud to free hand.
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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2010, 06:15:51 pm »

>Pull out hand in mud
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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2010, 06:23:35 pm »

Try to talk or think to the turtle. That always works. With the hand thing, dig out some more mud with the spoon so you can see your fingers.
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2010, 06:30:10 pm »

Eat mud. Or dig out mud to free hand.
The mud tastes terrible. Your hand is mostly free.

>Pull out hand in mud
You remove your hand from the mud. You hear a faint metal sound. Around your finger is a metal pin.

Try to talk or think to the turtle. That always works. With the hand thing, dig out some more mud with the spoon so you can see your fingers.
You feel in mortal peril. You feel for the turtle's safety.

The turtle stares at you blankly.

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Re: Just Another Text Adventure
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2010, 06:31:01 pm »

Put turtle on head.
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