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Author Topic: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill  (Read 10013 times)

Neruz

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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2010, 01:10:53 am »
Actually your gourd was replaced by an Octopus Commando fifteen minutes ago.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2010, 01:13:57 am »
Gladly, my house is filled with novels about War, and history in general.
That, and there are a helluva lot of silverfish in those.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2010, 05:45:55 am »
The octopi took your house a couple of days ago and you haven't noticed yet due to the chip they put in your brain while you were asleep. They have been studying human history and tactics in preparation of the invasion.
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I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2010, 06:55:59 am »
If by 'chip' you mean 'octopus' then yes.

The Octopodian Special Forces are ultimately a reconnaissance and information gathering taskforce. They latch on to unsuspecting humanoids and use them to gather valuable data about the surface dwellers. Once they have gathered enough information, they detach and scurry away to the sea, where they are slowly building their cephalopodic databases on mankind and planning their eventual invasion.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2010, 07:42:58 am »
I was pretty impressed by a band of cuttlefish that formed a tight formation and changed colours to mimic a landing strip. Last I heard they were reverse engineering some fighter jets...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2010, 08:24:44 am »
What possible use would Cuttlefish have for fighter jets? It seems more likely to me that they'd pretend to be a dry dock and steal a nuclear submarine.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2010, 11:30:11 am »
Quote from: Neruz on January 07, 2010, 08:24:44 am
What possible use would Cuttlefish have for fighter jets? It seems more likely to me that they'd pretend to be a dry dock and steal a nuclear submarine.

No no, it's totally true!  They have a really great squad and call themselves "The Cuttle Cuddlers," but I'm not sure why, aside from the cuteness of it.  That's just the way they roll.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2010, 11:51:29 am »
Is this, like, the new VN or something?
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2010, 05:24:42 pm »
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Why did I find dead octopi covered in silverfish and ants?
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2010, 05:44:27 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on January 07, 2010, 05:24:42 pm
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Why did I find dead octopi covered in silverfish and ants?

Sigh... waited too long to read those war books, dude.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2010, 05:53:03 pm »
Yeah, it's all over now.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2010, 07:41:15 pm »
There's still hope!

Merely wait the requisite four million years for eels or sharks to evolve legs. Then they'll take care of those dastardly octopi!
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2010, 07:46:20 pm »
Actually, let's just wait until Snakeheads obtain legs and tolerates saltwater
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2010, 07:50:28 pm »
Off Topic: I love snakeheads. My friend owns one that he hand-feeds (without losing his fingers, somehow). They have an annoying tendency to try and jump out of the tank, though.

Well, eels already have a headstart on the "crossing dry land" thing, making them ideal for anti-octopus counter operations.
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Re: Whales, the Unsung Hero: Saving Us From the Threat of Krill
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2010, 07:54:27 pm »
Don't snakeheads eat everything in their path and already go on land?

I have another idea, get a bunch of deep ones up here to show the octopi whos boss. Then again, we'll have to deal with the deep ones.
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