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Dakk

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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2009, 05:35:36 pm »

Aye, everyone who complains goes in a huge fit of NERD RAEG about how its not codded the way I want it to be! or it doesn't have the feature I want it to have! and of course this game sucks, why toady gets donations, why don't I get any donations despite not actualy making anything remarkable?! Its unfair!, etc. The fact they spend a considerable ammount of time writing a TL;DR post about how it sucks and how its not worth of their attention, is pretty ironic and amusing.
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 08:37:31 am »

I believe the correct Russian proverb would be "и рыбку съесть, и на хуй сесть".
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2009, 08:55:27 am »

I believe the correct Russian proverb would be "и рыбку съесть, и на хуй сесть".
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My goodness!... I didn't expect to see something like that on a foreign forum...
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2009, 09:21:47 am »

I do not see how it is unreasonable to expect to be able to eat a cake you own, so I never got that expression.
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2009, 09:26:21 am »

When you eat a cake you don't "have" it anymore.
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2009, 10:19:00 am »

I know one show once flipped up the saying: "Eat your cake, and keep it too" (Andromeda)

The implication was that by "keep" them meant keep it down.
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2009, 12:33:10 pm »

I've killed billions of dwarves, I don't see them as anything more than crude atomatons in a fortress that  build

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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2009, 02:21:26 pm »

I don't get why some ppl are rushing to defend the game from... nothing?  A fun story?  Don't be so sensitive
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2009, 02:23:01 pm »

I don't get why some ppl are rushing to defend the game from... nothing?  A fun story?  Don't be so sensitive

Well they do say "Losing is fun" :D
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2009, 03:20:32 pm »

Well, my comment was a reply to LegoLord, about the
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2009, 05:45:39 pm »

I believe the correct Russian proverb would be "и рыбку съесть, и на хуй сесть".
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Lol. The english equivalent should be "to eat a fish, and to sit on a dick" :D.
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2009, 06:14:17 pm »

Not that babies are useful in any way at all...
Well, as things go natural-born dwarves (as opposed to dirty immigrants) tend to grow up into godlike, legendary creatures. All social skills way into the legendary territory (including the liar skill which only children ever seem to acquire), farming trained way the hell up, all the stats crazy high. When they finally grow up, they are buzzing along so fast they master whatever skill you throw them at in little time at all.

Children are great. The only reason to have immigrants after the first couple years is so you can sift out thinks like weaponsmith or armorsmith, things that are too expensive to train up, or for cheap cannonfodder.

People, of course, aren't so patient with that kind of long-term investment (12 years?! Fuck that!), especially if resources are low. My fortress, however, has a problem with too much food, so I ceased all farming and fishing (Save for Wild Strawberries to brew into wine) and I could probably last with my 101 population for at least a DECADE with the amount of lavish meals I have created (3500!!!). Once the children grow up, we'll see what purpose they'll serve the fortress (Ain't gonna be farming, that's for sure).
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2009, 07:45:01 pm »

I believe the correct Russian proverb would be "и рыбку съесть, и на хуй сесть".
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Lol. The english equivalent should be "to eat a fish, and to sit on a dick" :D.

But the direct translation doesn't really transfer the meaning.
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Re: Thanks for your Totally Screwed up Game!!!
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2009, 08:12:09 pm »

Uh, you should probably post that as a link marked NSFW, if at all.
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