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[Tigershark13]

its controllable sorry

[zchris13]

Waiting spot

name:Rock
race:Stone
class (basically your general skills) : Rolling.  Not rolling.  Existing.  Yeah, that's about it.
background (optional):  A rock.  Been here, in one form or another, since the beginning of time.

[Diakron]

hmm go find a village

[RAM]

Gah, now everyone is trying to out inanimate-object me...

[Tigershark13]

Turn 3- oh gods, I can't control it!

the gods mood- 3 they have better things to worry about

Jetsquirrel (gonna assume that means drinking)

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GET YE FLASK!!! YARR!

5 you decide to down your sorrows and pull out your rather large hipflask containing dwarven whiskey, a drink which is known for sending people blind, but your a land pirate! what fear have you of blindness! You bring the flask to your lips and down the liquid, the smell making everyone within a 2 mile radius cringe

Alcoholism gained!

Dragnar (oohh this is gonna hurt)

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Make another abomination and send super calf to attack random farms.

1 supercalf flies off to attack a random village (will arrive in one turn) and you set to work creating a new abomination, which works fine ... until the sheep you were breeding give birth to a writhing flaming monstrosity which looks at you, the misshapen bones in its neck cracking horribly as it turns its head. One eye, as black as the void stares into yours and it whispers horrific things into your mind and attempts to cripple you mentally. You must stop it or the whole world could be doomed! Well or you could run away, it can't walk yet

Tehstefan

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Meditate calmly now, try and see what extent my powers have changed. Then go and look for other interesting peeps.

3- You meditate for some time but can't seem to sit still long enough to truly discover yourself, as such you decide its time to go look for interesting people. You leave your home and after some walking reach the nearest village and see 3 buildings, the inn, the town hall and the grain storage. Which will you enter?

Randomnumbergenerator

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Attempt to fly!

2 In a bout of madness you decide to see if you can fly, unaided by such modern conveniences such as wooden wings, firstly you scout out a convenient roof and climb on top of it, eyeing the floor below you and then the sky above you, you then do a running leap, and predictably fall like a stone, thankfully something breaks your floor. You land in the large pile of cow dung that's next to the haystack you barely missed...

Diakron

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hmm go find a village

2 You decide that its time to go find a village, however lacking a map, and being stubborn, you refuse to ask for directions, so end up walking around aimlessly hoping you'll stumble upon a village (which happens to be the one Tehstefan is in) , and you eventually do, however you arrive totally shattered with little energy left.

Tired gained, -1 to any action not involving collapsing on the floor next turn

Pull of the magic 1 Still no pull (Why does this KEEP getting 1s)

[Jetsquirrel]

GET YE MORE FLASKS! AND TRY TO CONTROL THE SANDS YARR!

[dragnar]

AAHGH!!! Kill it, kill it, kill it!!!

[tehstefan]

Check out the town hall, and keep an eye out for anyone who may be hurt, as I could use a test of my healing skills.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Take a bath.

[RAM]

So you are not going to be one of those gods that leaves a trail of misshapen monstrous progeny in your wake. Those are great, they make a world so much more interesting...

[dragnar]

So you are not going to be one of those gods that leaves a trail of misshapen monstrous progeny in your wake. Those are great, they make a world so much more interesting...

But not if it kills ME first. I haven't gotten the chance to breed the golden chocobo and the... whatever the other thing red mage makes is!

[Diakron]

Collapse on the floor and contemplate the true meaning of life while i am resting

[Tigershark13]

Turn 4- You have unleashed it!!!!!

The gods mood 2 the gods are mildly moody

Jetsquirrel

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GET YE MORE FLASKS! AND TRY TO CONTROL THE SANDS YARR!

4 After drinking yet more whiskey you decide to show this dirt farmer! and you do so by turning the dry sand around his dirt farm (there's  a reason its rare you know!") into a storm, throwing it at his house and generally irritating him to the stage where he runs outside, visibly annoyed asking you politely to stop!

Dragnar

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AAHGH!!! Kill it, kill it, kill it!!!

1 You scream something about killing it and charge at the abomination but your blows are ineffective and the creature seems to keep getting stronger, the images in your mind becoming more and more hideous until you are a gibbering wreck on the floor "hmm... You amuse me....creator" the beast said its voice sending shivers down your very being "You....may live....for...now" with this the creature lets out a terrifying roar and vanishes in an inferno which leaves you visibly shaken and slightly singed

Crippling fear gained! -1 to any roll not involving curling up in a ball and crying like a baby

Supercalf

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Goes to burn some random place

4 Supercalf flies into a nearby village and begins murdering, pillaging, looting and generally being evil, it even manages to eat a few villagers before the waves of its masters terror hit it and it quickly flies back in an attempt to save him!

Tehstefan

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Check out the town hall, and keep an eye out for anyone who may be hurt, as I could use a test of my healing skills.

4 you stroll into the town hall, and as luck would have it recently a strange demon monster attacked a neighbouring village! People are being dragged in with hideous burns and strange bite marks upon their flesh, it is a hellish sight but the perfect chance for you to practice your healing abilities!

Randomnumbergenerator

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Take a bath.

4 This is a rather simple task and you have an enjoyable bath with your rubber duckie, making sure to wash behind your ears and generally make yourself squeaky clean!

Diakron

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Collapse on the floor and contemplate the true meaning of life while i am resting

5 You collapse on the floor totally shattered and stare up at the sky, contemplating the meaning of life, within a few minutes you are in a meditative state however rather than seeing the meaning of life you see something... far...far worse.... something so hideous, so ... terrifying appear, you awake with a feeling of dread upon yourself... maybe those crazy prophets were right!

Pull of the magic 5- You feel a strong pull towards your fellow adventurers and are all being drawn to whatever town tehstefan and Diakron are in.


There is now an evil being of growing power in the world, although its not a main goal to stop it, if left unchecked there is a risk it could begin consuming everything! (nice one dragnar )

[dragnar]

...Oops? Two fives followed by two ones, what amazingly bipolar luck.

I work the fear out of my system by curling up into a ball and crying like a baby, the tears will mutate insects.(hopefully not into something else that wants to destroy everything)

Edit: when super calf gets here, I will command it to go help a random town! It shall not be good or evil, just random shows of power.

[Diakron]

go to the town hall and practice using my ice magics to soothe the wounds of the hurt.