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[Stargrasper]

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
How is the Microcline so painful
O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
How is the Microcline so painful

Not only in the Summertime
But even in winter is thy prime

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
How is the Microcline so verdent
O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
Much pain doth thou bring me

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
Much pain doth thou bring me
For every year the Christmas Rock
Burns our eyes with caustic blue

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
Much pain doth thou bring me

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
Thy blueness blocks out the sun

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
Thy blueness blocks out the sun
Each boulder hold a smashed goblin
That makes each mug to sparkle bright

O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock
Thy blueness blocks out the sun

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Not the best re-write, but I just felt like doing it quick.  I was inspired by a thread in Dwarf Mode Discussion.

[Grimlocke]

Hehe, just had to be done.

This also had to be done! Im loving the travesty generator.

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O Christmas Rocks out every year the Microclin Thy prime O Christmas Rock,
O Christmas Rock, O Christmashed goblin doth the Microclin the sun Each
painful O Christmas Rock But the Microcline so pain thou bring me O Christmas
Rock How is thy prime For even in doth the Microcline sun O Christmas Rock,
O Christmas Rocks our even in doth the Summertime O Christmas Rock Much
pain Thy blueness block Thy block, O Christmas Rock, O Christmas Rock,
O Christmas Rock Much mug to sparkle bring me O Christmas R

[Sensei]

Travesty Generator? Do tell!

Anyway:

O christmas tree
Don't fall on me
And break all of my bo-ones!