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[Muttonhawk]

When economy gets re-implemented, I have a feeling that workshop is going to be cluttered rather quickly... Just sayin'.

Btw, with complete disregard to my mental integrity I'll take risk, can I get a link to the crundle thread? I'm curious.

[Yoink]

Oh man, I love threads like these! Someone comes along and posts something mildly creepy, and everyone else joins in either being (mostly jokingly) grossed out, trying to one-up the OP, or crying for brain bleach.

...I just wish I hadn't missed all the fun. Ah well. Anyway, when's the next show? First left from the entrance hallway, I believe? *Fans out a wad of dwarven currency: Pig tail fiber socks* Tell dear Sigun she could earn herself some socks... ...If you know what I mean...

[Loud Whispers]

Oh man, I love threads like these! Someone comes along and posts something mildly creepy, and everyone else joins in either being (mostly jokingly) grossed out, trying to one-up the OP, or crying for brain bleach.

...I just wish I hadn't missed all the fun. Ah well. Anyway, when's the next show? First left from the entrance hallway, I believe? *Fans out a wad of dwarven currency: Pig tail fiber socks* Tell dear Sigun she could earn herself some socks... ...If you know what I mean...

Elaborate.
Heh he.

[Kanil]

I dunno why this was bumped, but I've seen pictures of it on these forums. It's not as bad as you'd think, but I'd sure prefer an elven strip club.

[Loud Whispers]

I dunno why this was bumped, but I've seen pictures of it on these forums. It's not as bad as you'd think, but I'd sure prefer an elven strip club.

The tentacle baby nursing THING someone posted somewhere? Man that was mind numbing.

[Yoink]

Now that my depraved laughter at this thread has subsided, I can offer a more serious thought:
Now we know why female dwarves do not appear to have beards! Dwarven men are actually hairless down there, and the women simply keep their precious beards (Truly the all-purpose dwarven tool, for carpentry, smithing and just about everything else) in a safer, less visible place!

...Oh god inb4 female blacksmiths.

[Loud Whispers]

Now that my depraved laughter at this thread has subsided, I can offer a more serious thought:
Now we know why female dwarves do not appear to have beards! Dwarven men are actually hairless down there, and the women simply keep their precious beards (Truly the all-purpose dwarven tool, for carpentry, smithing and just about everything else) in a safer, less visible place!

...Oh god inb4 female blacksmiths.

...

[Oliolli]

Btw, with complete disregard to my mental integrity I'll take risk, can I get a link to the crundle thread? I'm curious.

Here you go.

It was nice knowing your tiny fragments of sanity.

[Loud Whispers]

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK.

PLUMP HELMETS FOR THE STRONG.

[Muttonhawk]

Btw, with complete disregard to my mental integrity I'll take risk, can I get a link to the crundle thread? I'm curious.

Here you go.

It was nice knowing your tiny fragments of sanity.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Muttonhawk has gone stark raving mad!
Muttonhawk is fighting!
----Muttonhawk looks sick
----Muttonhawk retches
----Muttonhawk vomits
----Muttonhawk hacks at his own brain with his *steel battle axe*! the severed part flies off in an arc!
----Muttonhawk pours 0.6M hydrogen peroxide into his open skull!
----Muttonhawk looks pale!
----Muttonhawk picks up Muttonhawk's brain with his left hand
----Muttonhawk strikes Muttonhawk's open skull with Muttonhawk's brain, it lodges firmly in the wound!
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
[around 500 pages later]
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
----Muttonhawk Bashes his head with his *steel battle axe*. A nerve has been reattached... somehow.
----Muttonhawk has been knocked out!

[CriticallyAshamed]

The only reaction I feel is acceptable for this whole thread.

[Loud Whispers]

The only reaction I feel is acceptable for this whole thread.

Splendid.

[nightwhips]

Have her fight a crundle.

[Wannazzaki]

A prior point is true, knowing furries makes most of this thread a normal occurence for me.

Secondly; Dwarf on Crundle fight pits of fisherberry jam?

[Necro910]

A prior point is true, knowing magma makes most of this thread a magma magmamagma for magma.

Secondly; Dwarf on Crundle fight pits of magma?

Magma'd mag ma.