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Author Topic: How many problems can magma fix?  (Read 7404 times)

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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2009, 12:20:21 pm »
Quote from: Rilder on November 20, 2009, 10:26:35 am
Magma: Dwarven Duck Tape.

DUCT DUCT DUCT DUCT DUCT DUCT!!!
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2009, 01:03:43 pm »
One Ring getting you down?

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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2009, 01:07:39 pm »
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2009, 01:22:38 pm »
Problem: Dwarves complaining about too much magma.
Solution: No dwarves, no complaints.

Problem: No dwarves left due to magma.
Solution: Losing is Fun!

Problem: Too much Fun.
Solution: Pouring magma on yourself is not fun.
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2009, 01:38:15 pm »


Every problem solved.
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #35 on: November 20, 2009, 03:08:11 pm »
Quote from: Rilder on November 20, 2009, 10:26:35 am
Magma: Dwarven Duck Tape.

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Quote from: expwnent on July 23, 2010, 02:54:09 pm
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #36 on: November 20, 2009, 03:31:18 pm »
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Quote from: Girlinhat on November 15, 2012, 11:53:44 am
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #37 on: November 20, 2009, 03:38:16 pm »
Actually, if you look at the etymology of the word, you'll see that Duck Tape is actually correct.

It is called "Duck" tape, because it is a waterproof tape that succesfully kept water out of ammo cases. Also, it's made from cotton duck.

Duct tape is popular, but still wrong.

In essence,
DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK!!!
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2009, 03:48:04 pm »
How can magma be used to solve the problem "my fort has no magma"?
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2009, 03:58:19 pm »
You get magma, You have magma. Problem solved.
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #40 on: November 20, 2009, 04:08:07 pm »
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #41 on: November 20, 2009, 04:17:11 pm »
FPS problems? No more dwarves, tons more FPS.
Magma in your fort? More magma and water= no more magma in your fort.
Need to light something on fire? Magma and thermonuclear bin.

Gentlemen, magma solves all problems.
Yes, even that one.
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2009, 04:40:01 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on November 19, 2009, 05:55:43 pm
"What about a lack of food?"

Apply magma to surplus population. Pop goes down, stockpiles of roasted meat go up. Continue until equalized.
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2009, 04:44:22 pm »
How does magma solve the lack of underground water (As in, underground plants growing naturaly on underground muddy tiles.) ?
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Re: How many problems can magma fix?
« Reply #44 on: November 20, 2009, 04:48:37 pm »
Quote from: Aldaris on November 20, 2009, 04:44:22 pm
How does magma solve the lack of underground water (As in, underground plants growing naturaly on underground muddy tiles.) ?

Flood the muddy tiles with magma. You no longer have underground muddy tiles, so the lack of underground water is no longer a problem.
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