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[Doomblade187]

Other toenail got bashed in, and I got very minor whiplash because I was thrown a bit too hard and I'm bad at breakfalls.

So I'm stopping with Jitsu until my toes stop hurting.

Remember, you can still practice arm techniques!

[Imic]

Use your mind to stop the toe-pain. Become the Buddha.

[misko27]

I can see the regulars of this board ascending to the higher plane of existance, and spending the whole thing Passive-aggrassively bickering over the morals of them all ascending to godhood or some shit like that.

"I am prepared to argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore! And if that doesn't work, hours eons of whining will!"

[wierd]

I shall create an entire universe to prove my point, only to have it called a strawman argument! I will then create more universes to cover the entire allowed problem space, and then the goalposts will be moved!  I will then be called an ass for my efforts, as I will have subjected billions of mortals to known bad conditions,  and the ad hominem will stand.

[JoshuaFH]

Hard to use arm techniques when every single technique involves moving around on your feet.

Seriously, my big toes have become bloody magnets for the balls of peoples feet. Either I need to trim the nails down even more, or people need to stop deciding that nails are for the weak.

So I guess Kung Fu Hustle wasn't joking when foot stomping was used as a serious move.

I shall create an entire universe to prove my point, only to have it called a strawman argument! I will then create more universes to cover the entire allowed problem space, and then the goalposts will be moved!  I will then be called an ass for my efforts, as I will have subjected billions of mortals to known bad conditions,  and the ad hominem will stand.

The theory that the universe is a simulation just became a little bit more credible in my mind. Humans seem like perfect strawmen to illustrate some greater being's fallacious point in a divine argument.

[Reelya]

Just finished Battlestar Galactica (1978 version). It was starting to get pretty good by the end just before they cancelled it, which is pretty sad. But the extra-sad part is that now I'm watching Galactica 1980, which is a steaming pile of horse poop (big budget cuts, plus executive meddling forced them to make it more kiddy-friendly and shoehorn educational content in to meet broadcast guidelines) and hardly managed to keep any of the same cast.

[wierd]

I dunno.  BattleStar Galactica is kind in the same genre as Buck Rogers of the 24th century.  Really bad robots included.  I mean, one of their evil robot overlords is named Lucifer for goodness sake. (Who looks like a sadistic cross between a christmas lawn decoration, a lawn gnome, and a cuisinart.)

[Imic]

The theory that the universe is a simulation just became a little bit more credible in my mind.

Sigged.

[Yoink]

I thought the next sentence was even funnier, personally... Also you didn't sig it at all, you big fibber.   

[Hanslanda]

I'm irritable and depressed. Took three more days than I expected.

Deeply fucking irritable. I just wish I could tell reality to fuck right off.

[scourge728]

Humans seem like perfect strawmen to illustrate some greater being's fallacious point in a divine argument.

sigged

[CABL]

Ugh, I've got an extremely runny nose, and also a high temperature.

[Max™]

Goddamn cadillac commercial reminded me of jessie j and all the garbage crimes against music she committed, I think I mushed her and that awful monster big ang together in my head so I assumed jessie j was dead too, but at the very least people could have realized that much like russel brand, this is not a thing that needs to be seen or heard until some cockbag at cadillac remembered that fucking song and I remembered just how disappointing our species can be.

What's next, that vile corpulent sack of greasy turds that did those stupid "ya feel me" shits from snapchat is going to be everywhere again?

[Kagus]

Goddamn cadillac commercial reminded me of jessie j and all the garbage crimes against music she committed, I think I mushed her and that awful monster big ang together in my head so I assumed jessie j was dead too, but at the very least people could have realized that much like russel brand, this is not a thing that needs to be seen or heard until some cockbag at cadillac remembered that fucking song and I remembered just how disappointing our species can be.

What's next, that vile corpulent sack of greasy turds that did those stupid "ya feel me" shits from snapchat is going to be everywhere again?

My first reaction was to combine "ya feel me" with those annoying old Verizon commercials.

"Can you feel me now?"

[scourge728]

Can you feel me now Mr Krabs