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[Yoink]

Sorry I meant Lindsay Lohan

Still

Yeah, googling just turned up images of her new replacement nose. I wanna see the yawning abyss in the middle of her face goddamnit!

Well, being roombound has turned today into a day of unadulterated boredom and misery.

What are you watching on Netflix? There's some real good shit on there. I recommend A Very Secret Service and Santa Clarita Diet if you haven't seen them.
Also, did you hear? Matt Pike is having his toe amputated. I don't know what I expect you to do with that knowledge, but it could always be worse I guess - at least your popular band didn't have to cancel a whole swathe of shows due to your toe injury!
I guess if I mentioned Matt Pike I should also suggest "following the smoke to the riff-filled land" as a method of soothing your pain, but I get the feeling you aren't into that sort of thing. You could still listen to the song, though!   

[ChairmanPoo]

Actually the one with a hole in her nose was a different actress altogether. Lindsay is only badly weathered.

Anyhow, if you want to look at gaping coke holes, just google it in google images. Internet provides.

[Yoink]

I don't wanna see just anyone's gaping coke hole. Pretty sure I was shown at least one or two gaping coke holes in high school "drug education" class, anyway. Also, is it just me or is "gaping coke hole" one of the most horrifying phrases ever committed to text?
My nose is writhing uncomfortably ever time I type it. Gaping coke hole.   


I guess one could have a different kind of gaping coke hole in their teeth, too.     

[Kagus]

Or where you put the bottles.

[Rolan7]

What are you watching on Netflix? There's some real good shit on there. I recommend A Very Secret Service and Santa Clarita Diet if you haven't seen them. 

I've been watching A Very Secret Service, slowly!  It takes a lot for me to watch a show instead of just listen to it (it's subtitled French voice) but it's worth it in this case.  (and One Punch Man )

The show's definitely thread appropriate.  I don't know how many episodes it has, but the one with the African dignitaries...  Yeesh, that dark humor.

Norsemen is also a bit sad, though it's more "comedy with bouts of extreme brutality which faze no one, because they're expected"
Jessica Jones is sad as hell.  Luke Cage is pretty rough at times too.  Defenders is just sad as in bad though (Or at least, I was pretty disappointed in it)

There's obviously a lot of good stuff on Netflix that isn't sad, but I insist on being thread-appropriate dangit!  Oh and Castlevania.

[misko27]

I've been doing great all day, working hard (and much more successfully than usual, I might add!) and getting things done. And in the last 30 minutes I have completely crashed. I'm not even so much tired as mentally exhausted. I even had a headache, to compound my issues, and I can't take headache medicine. Well, I could, but my choice in medicine is "keep me up" (which I can't do because I need to sleep before my day tomorrow or I will completely collapse) or "go to sleep" (which I definitely can't do because there are things I need to do before I go to sleep, and if I'm sleepy tomorrow I'm just completely screwed.) I can practically feel my mind going.

And yet I'm not nearly so far ahead in my work that I can afford a break: on the contrary, if I don't start working now I will be back to my usual situation of struggling to catch up. Ehhh, tough times... I'm just going to go for a walk and pray it'll get better with time. Maybe some caffeine would help a bit. Or something.

[scriver]

I don't wanna see just anyone's gaping coke hole. Pretty sure I was shown at least one or two gaping coke holes in high school "drug education" class, anyway. Also, is it just me or is "gaping coke hole" one of the most horrifying phrases ever committed to text?
My nose is writhing uncomfortably ever time I type it. Gaping coke hole.   


I guess one could have a different kind of gaping coke hole in their teeth, too.   

This is why I only do coke up the butt

[Reelya]

Coke in the nose is passe. Ear coke is the thing now.

[ChairmanPoo]

I don't wanna see just anyone's gaping coke hole. Pretty sure I was shown at least one or two gaping coke holes in high school "drug education" class, anyway. Also, is it just me or is "gaping coke hole" one of the most horrifying phrases ever committed to text?
My nose is writhing uncomfortably ever time I type it. Gaping coke hole.   


I guess one could have a different kind of gaping coke hole in their teeth, too.   

This is why I only do coke up the butt

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fournier_gangrene

[scriver]

Fortunately I am too lazy to browse that if not a link

[misko27]

Fortunately I am too lazy to browse that if not a link

Behavioural economics in a nutshell.

[dragdeler]

-snip-

[JoshuaFH]

I looked at facebook, and I just got the strongest sense of disgust and revulsion. Also, my name had changed to Russian letters for some reason. I just deleted the whole account.

Though the reason was because I was trying to give Tinder another shot, and it won't even let me in now, no login method works...   In other words, why wait for whatever women to reject me, when the website itself can reject me?
 
edit: deleted part of the post. I shouldn't be wallowing in negativity.

[dragdeler]

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[Kagus]

Try Bumble! Any rejections of you will occur silently and ambiguously, while you will be placed in a position of handing out some rejection yourself!

A win-win-win situation.