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[Lightningfalcon]

Don't listen to these new age weak hippies sprouting out all this passive conflict advice.  Punch the shit out of that laptop.  Punch it till it begs for mercy.  Then, while it is sitting on the floor crying, install all the malware from all the porn sites.  Then, and only then, will you be satisfied.

I HAVE TO LOSE 20 MORE POUNDS, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY! *Starts chainsaw*

Basically what you're describing.

Well, if you think about it that way... the disfiguring from the chainsaw will be pretty unattractive.  But on the bright side, no weight loss problem anymore.  You always have to look on the bright side.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I like growing out my hair, and would like to have longer hair, but my parents want me to cut it short every now and then.

Heh, my hair is always between 0.5 inches and 1.5 inches. My mom won't let me do anything else with it.

[scrdest]

Blah. Lolrandomvirus uses Infect on a Monday!

It's super-unpleasant!

[Baneling]

3DS arrived Monday. Had to get the NNID disassociated from my old 3DS by Nintendo support, so that I could access 2/3 of the games I own and buy any more. Logging into eshop doesn't work, and since I don't have the serial of the recently-purchased 3DS getting them to sort things out on their end is...messy.

[Worldmaster27]

cannibalistic serial-killer

also relevant

Spoiler: Certainly not for animal lovers (click to show/hide)

Excuse me one second. I feel rather horribly depressed now.

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[XXXXYYYY]

Spoiler: Certainly not for animal lovers (click to show/hide)

Excuse me one second. I feel rather horribly depressed now.

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[Bohandas]

The issue isn't that people aren't having their pets spayed and neutered though, the issue is that this much effort is being put into comtrolling the populations of dogs and cats in the first place.

[Bohandas]

cannibalistic serial-killer

also relevant

Cool. You listen to Voltaire too?

[Worldmaster27]

cannibalistic serial-killer

also relevant

Cool. You listen to Voltaire too?

aye

[Orange Wizard]

The issue isn't that people aren't having their pets spayed and neutered though, the issue is that this much effort is being put into comtrolling the populations of dogs and cats in the first place.

What's the alternative? Hordes of feral cats and dogs clogging the streets?

[TD1]

Oh, me too.

I'm quite partial to the dunce one, and the crusade one.

[Xantalos]

Uh.
Carbon monoxide doesn't have a smell though.

[Eric Blank]

I had understood that normally-odorless toxic gases that are available for commercial applications are very often scented artificially. Just so doofuses like us mere mortals can tell that the pipes are leaking again.

[Tack]

The issue isn't that people aren't having their pets spayed and neutered though, the issue is that this much effort is being put into comtrolling the populations of dogs and cats in the first place.

What's the alternative? Hordes of feral cats and dogs clogging the streets?

This.
Also if you've already edited, why doublepost?

[GiglameshDespair]

The issue isn't that people aren't having their pets spayed and neutered though, the issue is that this much effort is being put into comtrolling the populations of dogs and cats in the first place.

What's the alternative? Hordes of feral cats and dogs clogging the streets?

I'd not want to live in a place with packs of feral dogs roaming around.