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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I shattered a car's windshield with my head and didn't get a concussion (Or an extremely light one), I'm fine.

[Eric Blank]

That is truly hilarious.

Never again shall you allow yourself to expect miracles. Only gravity.

[Orange Wizard]

This typo is hilarious.

It's not a typo. I never make typos.

[Aseaheru]

I shattered a car's windshield with my head and didn't get a concussion (Or an extremely light one), I'm fine.

I shattered one with my back and walked away from it.

[Dutchling]

I don't like dyspepsia 

Google says you probably meant that.

I'm not sure why.

[miauw62]

Had a perfect chance to talk to a girl today, but nope.
Nothing I can blame except myself this time.

[Dutchling]

Oh I know, I just thought it was odd Chrome thought you misspelled something.

And yeah, I can imagine that's not a very awesome thing :/

[timferius]

Yesterday, my wife was telling me how much she's liking her job, and how she's glad to be working and it's just what she needs right now etc. Today, they call her to tell here they're dissolving the Community Center Association that runs the building and the City is taking it back over. She's out of work in January now.

[scrdest]

Oh I know, I just thought it was odd Chrome thought you misspelled something.

And yeah, I can imagine that's not a very awesome thing :/

Google confirmed for cis scum.

[Shakerag]

@Tawarochir's sister discussion.

Just remembered this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you've seen the one time I played Mafia, you'd know that my opinions tend to be wildly erratic and prone to changing depending on who is talking at the moment, although I do have a few things set in stone.

Sister!

Heh mafia.  I love that game.

And I think I have statistically the worst record of any long-term player on that subforum.

I thought that was notquitethere?  >_>

[Tiruin]

Heh mafia.  I love that game.

And I think I have statistically the worst record of any long-term player on that subforum.

I thought that was notquitethere?  >_>

Pff, basing record on 'wins' and not on effort put into game -.-
Y'all ain't worst.

[TamerVirus]

Were there any survivors?

[timferius]

I have had several near misses before where I just had to stop driving for a day or two to recoup, like the one time I had to break so hard I skidded on a crowded highway, just because of a random combo of lane change, corner, stopped traffic right around the corner. It was like ahead clear, shoulder check clear, merge and ---ohshitwhendidtrafficstop.
Umm, point is, just sit back, relax, take the lesson from it and carry on.

[mastahcheese]

Heh mafia.  I love that game.

And I think I have statistically the worst record of any long-term player on that subforum.

I thought that was notquitethere?  >_>

Pff, basing record on 'wins' and not on effort put into game -.-
Y'all ain't worst.

How high am I on that list, again?
Or low, I suppose

[AlleeCat]

I have had several near misses before where I just had to stop driving for a day or two to recoup, like the one time I had to break so hard I skidded on a crowded highway, just because of a random combo of lane change, corner, stopped traffic right around the corner. It was like ahead clear, shoulder check clear, merge and ---ohshitwhendidtrafficstop.
Umm, point is, just sit back, relax, take the lesson from it and carry on.

Speaking of cars, I was almost hit by one yesterday. I was about to cross the street in a suburb, and I saw a car coming. I thought they were slowing down, so I started crossing, but they didn't stop to let me pass. I had to dash across at the last minute, and they came about 5 or 6 inches from actually hitting me. No honk, no yell, no sorry, they just kept going. Not sure how I feel about it.