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[Descan]

SO MANLY

Esp. that last one.

[Rose]

And now you know how double-sided razors work.

Also note: stopping just before your shave to go answer your phone results in the cream drying, and getting all gummy and hard to shave with.

[Sirus]

Wait, Japa isn't a red-haired yellow-eyed woman with drills?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

[Niccolo]

Wait, Japa isn't a red-haired yellow-eyed woman with drills?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

Shaving cream for ladies exists, y'know. It's... I dunno, girlier. Or something.

[LordSlowpoke]

Wait, Japa isn't a red-haired yellow-eyed woman with drills?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

shh

she was just shaving her uh

eyebrows

because that's less painful than plucking yeah

* LordSlowpoke paps Sirus comfortingly

Shaving cream for ladies exists, y'know. It's... I dunno, girlier. Or something.

it doesn't dry out quite as easily in my experience.

[Niccolo]

Wait, Japa isn't a red-haired yellow-eyed woman with drills?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

shh

she was just shaving her uh

eyebrows

because that's less painful than plucking yeah

* LordSlowpoke paps Sirus comfortingly

Shaving cream for ladies exists, y'know. It's... I dunno, girlier. Or something.

it doesn't dry out quite as easily in my experience.

You could have gone with legs, too. Legs need shaving. The only eyebrows I've ever seen shaved are on guys who've passed out at college.

[Hanslanda]

You know, I never understood how those razor blades were installed. I'd never seen them with the razor they're paired with. Always just the blade or just the razor, I didn't even know they went together.

http://imgur.com/a/RJHqG

That was hilarious, Japa. Thank you.

[Rose]

My girlfriend shaves her eyebrows... I think. Or plucks them. I'm not actually sure, to be honest. I just know there's a five-o'clock shadow under a pair of carefully sculpted curves.

[RedKing]

I use an electric trimmer to weed-whack the jaw foliage when it starts to get unruly, and a safety razor to get rid of the neckbeard. Which grows at the rate of kudzu. I'm always afraid one day I'm going to forget to shave it for too long and it's going to strangle me in my sleep.

When I was younger, I used to go to a barber that used a straight razor to do the back of my neck. There is really nothing quite like a good professional shave with hot lather and warm towels. It's the male equivalent of a manicure. A MANicure, if you will.

Sadly, it's mostly gone the way of smoking jackets and rolltop desks.

[Rose]

Getting your face shaved by a barber is still a thing here in india, thankfully, and I used to do that exclusively, before I realized that I'm always too lazy to go to a barber till my beard is unruly.

[Niccolo]

Wait, Japa isn't a red-haired yellow-eyed woman with drills?

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

Shaving cream for ladies exists, y'know. It's... I dunno, girlier. Or something.

Getting your face shaved by a barber is still a thing here in india, thankfully, and I used to do that exclusively, before I realized that I'm always too lazy to go to a barber till my beard is unruly.

WELP.

[RedKing]

Getting your face shaved by a barber is still a thing here in india, thankfully, and I used to do that exclusively, before I realized that I'm always too lazy to go to a barber till my beard is unruly.

I suppose when the barber tosses the razor aside and reaches for a Ghurka knife, that's a good sign it's been too long.

[MorleyDev]

I find a chinstrap is the easiest to maintain. Gets too long? Take a beard trimmer to it, easy. I often used to cut myself when shaving on my chiselled jawline, the cheeks and neck? Not so much. Moustache area causes a little problem, but at least it's not a fountain of blood.

Manly, manly blood.

[Dutchling]

I only cut myself the first dozen times shaving or so .

And when I fucked up with the shaving cream. I cut my lips that time o.O

[MorleyDev]

I've found I have better luck without shaving cream, just using water. I don't mean "giant slice down face" cut, I just mean "tiny red dot" style cuts. Using shaving cream seems to give me more of those.