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[Lagslayer]

When your kid comes up and asks in no unquestioning terms what the fuck is this while holding up a bag of chips. Don't eat it. For the love of god. Don't eat it.

Chicken and waffles chips. Who's fucking idea was this shit aauugauguag. Why did I do that.

I've lost control of my life.

The worst part is Janet thinks they're okay.

Welcome to the twilight zone.

It gets even weirder once you realize that these chips are very popular. Every day, people come in asking if we have them, and we say "No, we sold out". I haven't had the chance to try them myself.

[DrPoo]

What the fuck is this

[olemars]

I discovered that there is a filmatization of Pratchett's Going Postal. I also discovered that it is shit.

[Loud Whispers]

When your kid comes up and asks in no unquestioning terms what the fuck is this while holding up a bag of chips. Don't eat it. For the love of god. Don't eat it.

Chicken and waffles chips. Who's fucking idea was this shit aauugauguag. Why did I do that.

I've lost control of my life.

The worst part is Janet thinks they're okay.

Welcome to the twilight zone.

It gets even weirder once you realize that these chips are very popular. Every day, people come in asking if we have them, and we say "No, we sold out". I haven't had the chance to try them myself.

Wait...

Compressed chicken/waffle chips or sliced and chicken/waffle-flavoured potato?

[Lord Shonus]

Meh, it all just about evens off with petrol prices/taxation.

Yeah, but America has massive urban sprawl, coupled with a near-complete lack of public transport in most places.  Even with lower prices, many of us spend 10-20% of our income on fuel just commuting to work and running basic errands.

I hate to break this to you SalmonGod, but Europe invented urban sprawl. American cities are far more planned.

Is the lack of public transport over there a function of the distate for socialist ideas?

Mostly, it's because the auto companies bought up all the public transport and destroyed it.

[Flying Dice]

Meh, it all just about evens off with petrol prices/taxation.

Yeah, but America has massive urban sprawl, coupled with a near-complete lack of public transport in most places.  Even with lower prices, many of us spend 10-20% of our income on fuel just commuting to work and running basic errands.

I hate to break this to you SalmonGod, but Europe invented urban sprawl. American cities are far more planned.

Is the lack of public transport over there a function of the distate for socialist ideas?

Mostly, it's because the auto companies bought up all the public transport and destroyed it.

This, to the nth degree. Here's the relevant link.

[LordSlowpoke]

goddamnit tomoko why are you so cute and adorable and sadness inducing all at once

[Putnam]

When your kid comes up and asks in no unquestioning terms what the fuck is this while holding up a bag of chips. Don't eat it. For the love of god. Don't eat it.

Chicken and waffles chips. Who's fucking idea was this shit aauugauguag. Why did I do that.

I've lost control of my life.

The worst part is Janet thinks they're okay.

Welcome to the twilight zone.

It gets even weirder once you realize that these chips are very popular. Every day, people come in asking if we have them, and we say "No, we sold out". I haven't had the chance to try them myself.

Wait...

Compressed chicken/waffle chips or sliced and chicken/waffle-flavoured potato?

crisps

[Dutchling]

This, to the nth degree. Here's the relevant link.

What the flying fuck.

[MonkeyHead]

Agreed. Its like the worst possible applications of captialism all rolled into one.

[olemars]

I discovered that there is a filmatization of Pratchett's Going Postal. I also discovered that it is shit.

All the TV series of Pratchett's books are shit, I've found. They don't even get near as funny as the books. Nor anywhere near as interesting.

I thought Hogfather was good enough (cute Susan Death anyway). And Colour of Magic was OK. But Going Postal seems to have actively endeavoured to misunderstand the lead character and the story of the book. And the golem costumes must be from some abandoned Doctor Who prop storage/dumpster.

[Korbac]

Did I ever tell you guys Wales is a nice, harmless country?

NINJA'D BY ONLY OTHER WELSH DUDE ON FORUMS

[Dutchling]

Newsflash: All of Wales is logged in on these forums right now.

[MonkeyHead]

Did I ever tell you guys Wales is a nice, harmless country?

NINJA'D BY ONLY OTHER WELSH DUDE ON FORUMS

Dont mention it...

Newsflash: All of Wales is logged in on these forums right now.

What? Both of us? At once? The wind up server might not cope!

[Dutchling]

Don't worry. There's still the backup potato.