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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9470987 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51630 on: September 11, 2012, 08:31:34 pm »
Water is an extremely poor lubricant. It leaves little things called microtears when you uh, do the deed in water. The more you know...
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51631 on: September 11, 2012, 08:31:57 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on September 11, 2012, 08:29:42 pm
I wish I had hydrophilia. Easiest fetish ever.
That would be matterphilia.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51632 on: September 11, 2012, 08:36:47 pm »
You know what I like about matter? I'm made of it. And a little bit of energy. And some [REDACTED].
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

MrWillsauce

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51633 on: September 11, 2012, 08:37:46 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 08:36:47 pm
You know what I like about matter? I'm made of it. And a little bit of energy. And some LSD.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51634 on: September 11, 2012, 08:50:53 pm »
How did you get authorization to remove my [REDACTED]?!? I'm going to need to see your credentials!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51635 on: September 11, 2012, 08:55:24 pm »
I've got a student ID and a box of raisins.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51636 on: September 11, 2012, 08:56:49 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on September 11, 2012, 08:55:24 pm
I've got a student ID and a box of raisins.


My god... I... I didn't know sir! I'm so sorry! I- We weren't told that you'd be arriving! I just... Let me call my other superiors!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51637 on: September 11, 2012, 08:59:27 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 08:56:49 pm
Quote from: MrWillsauce on September 11, 2012, 08:55:24 pm
I've got a student ID and a box of raisins.


My god... I... I didn't know sir! I'm so sorry! I- We weren't told that you'd be arriving! I just... Let me call my other superiors!
They've already been informed. Back to your post, private.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51638 on: September 11, 2012, 09:00:51 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 08:31:34 pm
Water is an extremely poor lubricant. It leaves little things called microtears when you uh, do the deed in water. The more you know...
Just forgo any of it until you get blood. Blood is the best lube. Blood and the tears of my enemies.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51639 on: September 11, 2012, 09:01:15 pm »
*Whispers to partner* Jesus christ, a box of fucking raisins man. A BOX OF RAISINS.

Quote from: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 09:00:51 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 08:31:34 pm
Water is an extremely poor lubricant. It leaves little things called microtears when you uh, do the deed in water. The more you know...
Just forgo any of it until you get blood. Blood is the best lube. Blood and the tears of my enemies.


What about the lamentation of their women?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51640 on: September 11, 2012, 09:02:11 pm »
Mood music.
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Kamin

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51641 on: September 11, 2012, 09:02:24 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 09:01:15 pm
Quote from: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 09:00:51 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 08:31:34 pm
Water is an extremely poor lubricant. It leaves little things called microtears when you uh, do the deed in water. The more you know...
Just forgo any of it until you get blood. Blood is the best lube. Blood and the tears of my enemies.

What about the lamentation of their women?
The only thing they lament is not meeting me earlier.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51642 on: September 11, 2012, 09:03:21 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 09:02:24 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 09:01:15 pm
Quote from: Kamin on September 11, 2012, 09:00:51 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on September 11, 2012, 08:31:34 pm
Water is an extremely poor lubricant. It leaves little things called microtears when you uh, do the deed in water. The more you know...
Just forgo any of it until you get blood. Blood is the best lube. Blood and the tears of my enemies.

What about the lamentation of their women?
The only thing they lament is not meeting me earlier.


Well played, Kamin. Well played.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51643 on: September 11, 2012, 09:04:02 pm »
Quote from: Descan on September 11, 2012, 09:02:11 pm
Mood music.
I'd say "you beat me to it", but I just realized how horribly wrong that could sound.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51644 on: September 11, 2012, 09:04:44 pm »
[insert innuendo here]
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I wonder if any of us don't love Descan.
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