Something was spilled on my computer, giving some corroboration to secretary's story that my computer was "smoking," when I was not there but Clerk was.... [sigh]. I do not currently have time to deal with Clerk....
get a cat, and pet it until it's fur falls off, then you'll be happy.
the cat, not so much.
I have a cat and I prefer her furry. Also no, I shall not be happy. Upon closer examination the following is known:
a.) An entire bottle of liquor is missing from my office stash (I keep meticulous records);
b.) though someone may have attempted to clean it up, there are still small pieces of broken glass around;
c.) my computer is thoroughly shot and will not so much as turn on;
d.) though most of it has been wiped off there is still some film on the computer case, because spoiled rich people don't know how to clean....
e.) Finally, there is a faint
blood booze stain upon floor....
Looking at the poor desecrated remains of both my Office Computer and what little remains of my shattered Booze bottle I can only deduce that it was a forbidden triangular lover's quarrel between Booze and Computer--my two great comforts and professional aides, and Clerk. Clerk happened upon Computer and Booze locked in a lover's embrace. For, Clerk also coveted Booze and in her jealousy and rage sought to separate Booze and Computer. Computer would not let Clerk have Booze and in the struggle Booze's form shattered over Computer who in shock and horror at seeing Booze dead sought to suicidally join in Booze's fate.... Clerk sought to cover her crime, but was too god damn lazy to clean it up properly and so did a crappy job (per usual). Thus was there a close to the forbidden lover's triangle in murder, suicide, and coverup.
Or the bitch just got into my booze again and dropped it on the computer....
Either way She will be buying me a new bottle of booze at the very least.... If she is not fired for this, then we know for an absolute fact it is because boss is praying her rich dad is going to buy the practice so he can retire.... [sigh]. So now we have not just incompetence, but drunken incompetence....
New computer won't be here for at least a week.... That'll make my job sooooo much easier...
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