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[Lysabild]

Accidental manwhore?

I don't even think I can guess at what that is unless it's the blatantly obvious.

Related, my brother calls me a slut.

He thinks it's justified even.

Maybe it is.

... How many do you have to sleep with to be a slut?

[Nadaka]

Accidental manwhore?

I don't even think I can guess at what that is unless it's the blatantly obvious.

Related, my brother calls me a slut.

He thinks it's justified even.

Maybe it is.

... How many do you have to sleep with to be a slut?

As many any as the person calling you a slut wishes they could sleep with.

[Reudh]

Yeah, Lysabild, I don't think it's a quantifiable number.

[Lysabild]

As many any as the person calling you a slut wishes they could sleep with.

I don't think so. He's straight enough to be a standing lamp, you know.

Yeah, Lysabild, I don't think it's a quantifiable number.

Good enough for me, because I don't have the number.

[Descan]

You should come to Canada, the Scandinavia of North America

We could hang out >____>

Just you and meeee~~ >:3

And a 2 foot pole, a badger, and 5 gallons of Swedish-made ice cream.

[Darvi]

I love being frustatingly vague about the games I play because it always leads to these hilarious conversations. Heheh.

[Solifuge]

What?! Canada is WAY better than the USA. Can... can I come to your icecream badger pole party too?

[Lysabild]

You should come to Canada, the Scandinavia of North America

We could hang out >____>

Just you and meeee~~ >:3

And a 2 foot pole, a badger, and 5 gallons of Swedish-made ice cream.

How is Swedish ice cream special? I'm not sure I want anything Swedish at all actually. Don't you know? They chew tobacco and eat rotten fish!

Apart from that, we can meet halfway for both of us and melt the ice of Greenland together

What?! Canada is WAY better than the USA. Can... can I come to your icecream badger pole party too?

Solibabe~~ I'll party with you anytime.

[Descan]

Well, what I have in mind, I don't think we'd be doing the ice-caps any favors...

[Pnx]

I know Swiss chocolates are supposed to be good... Although how a country over two thousand miles away from the nearest cocoa producer is supposed to make good chocolate I don't know.

[Lysabild]

Well, what I have in mind, I don't think we'd be doing the ice-caps any favors...

Are they asking for any? :b

[Descan]

Well, what I have in mind, I don't think we'd be doing the ice-caps any favors...

Are they asking for any? :b

Nope!

I'll see you in a week

[kaenneth]

So I was thinking, is New Zealand the Canada of Austrilia, and Japan the Canada of China?

[Tellemurius]

So I was thinking, is New Zealand the Canada of Austrilia, and Japan the Canada of China?

hmm

yes and yes

infact i don't think none of us ever ripped on the NZers

[Max White]

Almost got a job...  Only Data entry, nothing special. Just typing into MS Word and Excel. Seriously, they got the applicants together, and one of the little challenges they had was a massive text file with random names, ages and phone numbers on it, and we had to copy it into an excel file as fast as we could to see how many entries we could make in five minutes. The idea was that there was waaay too many to ever enter them all, so they would be able to tell for sure who typed the fastest.

In three minutes I stood up and proclaimed I was finished, with a look of disbelief from the guy watching us. I had made a VB macro that read the text file and used regex to fill in the data almost instantly.

After being so fucking good I destroyed one of their puny tests, they decided I was over qualified and didn't want me for fear I would jump ship as soon as a better job came along.

Fuck guys, if these ships you are talking about were sailing, I would be on one!