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[Max White]

Hey, anyone know where I can find the source of all pain and punch it in the mouth? I could really go for that right now.

Sorry, but as awesome as it would be, this is not a Terry Pratchett novel.

[MaximumZero]

Hey, anyone know where I can find the source of all pain and punch it in the mouth? I could really go for that right now.

Sorry, but as awesome as it would be, this is not a Terry Pratchett novel.

Bah, that's no fun.

[Tellemurius]

Hey, anyone know where I can find the source of all pain and punch it in the mouth? I could really go for that right now.

Well i do know but there are bit more grave consequences if you want to punch it ie. comas, numbness, amputations, hell even death.

[Frumple]

Hey, anyone know where I can find the source of all pain and punch it in the mouth? I could really go for that right now.

You have no idea how much I hope (though very much don't believe) that there is both an afterlife and anthropomorphic incarnations of stuff like that.

I have every intention of spending the first bit of eternity after death getting to the point I can kick the shit out of those bastids and then the rest of said eternity doing just that. There are days when that whimsy of sweet vengeance is all that keeps me going. Sometimes spite really is a sufficient motivator. "Up yours too, reality. I'm still alive and moving. You'll get yours, you bastids."

First step, render their plans void for as long as possible (Survive, because the universe hates you, so it's only fair you hate it back.). Second step, eternal bloody vengeance. It's a nice fantasy

[ChairmanPoo]

You must mutilate the posterolateral bits of your spinal cord.

[Max White]

I can only hope that somewhere, out there, there is a deity of disco, and for it the 70's will never end...

[Angel Of Death]

I want my internet to speed up so I can continue my Let's Play. Goddamn small bandwidth limits.

[Max White]

Welcome to Australia, here is your complementary 56k modem.

[Angel Of Death]

Welcome to Australia, here is your complementary 56k modem.

My current Australian internet is bad enough

[Stargrasper]

Beats the 28.8k modem I was using for awhile...worst complimentary internet ever.

[Sirus]

I can beat all of y'all. I'm currently downloading a file at a measly 12Kb/s. I think I need to replace my router, because this is insane.

[Frumple]

... you're actually claiming that 12kb/s is slower than a 28.8k modem? Youngins

That's better than 2-3x faster than a 56k, which is about twice as fast as a 28.8k. Not even remotely in the same ballpark, heh.

[Sirus]

... you're actually claiming that 12kb/s is slower than a 28.8k modem? Youngins

That's better than 2-3x faster than a 56k, which is about twice as fast as a 28.8k. Not even remotely in the same ballpark, heh.

What, 56k isn't 56k/s?


...welp, I'm gonna shut up now and hide under a rock. Maybe hit my head on it a few times first.

[Max White]

Some people just don't know the horrors of having somebody pick up the phone...

[Tellemurius]

Some people just don't know the horrors of having somebody pick up the phone...

oh god, the speed, the speed, THE SCREECHING ON THE OTHER END