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[Heron TSG]

Snark snark snark...

EDIT: Oh my god, everything is arbitrary.

Auuuuuuuugh.  Suddenly, existential crisis.

When you start questioning what is real and what is not, square both sides.

I'm putting this in the sad thread because there isn't a "things that made you very disturbed today."

It was a dream I had.

So I was farting around in what looked to be my house, but it was bigger, and large enough to fit most of you guys in it. yes, you. It began playing Dwarf fortress (first DF dream, actually) and randomly talking with you guys. then i started looking around the house. while looking, I noticed something flashing an the air ventilation. it was a security camera. then, out of nowhere, Toady shows up asking why I'm messing with his security cameras.

Then I wake up.
 

Zee house represents, obviously, ze home. As ve all know, ze home is where ze heart lies. Your heart, naturally, was conceived by ze mother. The vent supports zis hypothesis in that all of us need air to breathe and thus live. Similarly, you had a mother that birthed you, yes? Ze toad of which you speak is likely an actualization of a repressed urge. Ze toad iz indeed noted for its ability to puff up to enormous sizes vizzout the release of air, or in your case emotions. The light, however, is most interesting. It represents a security camera, you say, but are those not used for viewing the insides of establishments to protect that which is owned? But ze toad... Ah! I have it! You have a repressed urge to possess your mother!

In other, actual, news, I found out that my college and high school spring breaks are not synced up. While I do get a two-and-a-half-week session of little work, I don't get any time where I have zero work.

[Vector]

EDIT: Oh my god, everything is arbitrary.

Auuuuuuuugh.  Suddenly, existential crisis.

When you start questioning what is real and what is not, square both sides.

Hurr hurr >_>

Well, at least I have an edge on the rhetoric majors.

[Mindmaker]

Dead tired...

[Angel Of Death]

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I managed to give my PC 5 viruses. They're gone now but they messed up some files.

[Criptfeind]

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How?

[Tellemurius]

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How?

Hes been having problems for weeks, i given up on him.

[Angel Of Death]

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How?

Pr0nz.

[Tellemurius]

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How?

Pr0nz.

Dude are you serious? We IT guys make jokes that pronz doesn't even give you viruses anymore.

[Angel Of Death]

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How?

Pr0nz.

Dude are you serious? We IT guys make jokes that pronz doesn't even give you viruses anymore.

Yeah, I'm serious. I think I clicked on an advertisement by accident on one of the sites.

[ein]

Man, just get your porn from 4chan.
Seriously.
Alternatively, I know a free, trustworthy site that I could pm to you.
I don't use it anymore, but it's got a pretty big selection.

Meanwhile, I have to write an oratory for English.
Good part is that I'm including lots of silliness, being about learning languages and crap, but I have no idea what I'm doing.
Also, it's supposed to be 800 words.

[Angel Of Death]

Man, just get your porn from 4chan.Seriously.

Err... Isn't all of that stuff softcore cartoon crap?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

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How?

Pr0nz.

Perhaps you should consider getting a more effective anti-virus system. Alternatively, you could use the paranoid method and download NoScript.
Or just stop going to risky sites.

I remember the time I finally managed to expunge a virus (that I picked up from the Mass Effect Wiki, of all places) only to find that it had corrupted my regestry-program association (No, that is not the correct term for what I'm typing about. I don't know the correct term.). Repairing that was not fun.

[Tellemurius]

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How?

Pr0nz.

Dude are you serious? We IT guys make jokes that pronz doesn't even give you viruses anymore.

Yeah, I'm serious. I think I clicked on an advertisement by accident on one of the sites.

>_> just.......... FUCKING START OVER DAMNIT.

[Angel Of Death]

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How?

Pr0nz.

Dude are you serious? We IT guys make jokes that pronz doesn't even give you viruses anymore.

Yeah, I'm serious. I think I clicked on an advertisement by accident on one of the sites.

>_> just.......... FUCKING START OVER DAMNIT.

Why?

[ein]

Man, just get your porn from 4chan.Seriously.

Err... Isn't all of that stuff softcore cartoon crap?

Nah, there's a section for real women and one for gifs of all kinds that ends up mostly porn.
Also, go to /d/ and tell me it's full of softcore stuff.