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Medicine Man

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14235 on: October 07, 2010, 10:39:32 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 07, 2010, 07:45:34 pm
I just found rope, restraints and a whip in my mothers sex toy drawer.

I am asking myself lots of question.

The most important being Why would I open the sex toy drawer

:O
Why the fuck would you do that?!

WHY?
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Realmfighter

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14236 on: October 07, 2010, 10:43:41 pm »
Its right over the porn drawer.

You can see my problem.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14237 on: October 07, 2010, 10:45:29 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 07, 2010, 10:43:41 pm
Its right over the porn drawer.

You can see my problem.
Why the hell would you want to look in your mother's porn drawer?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14238 on: October 07, 2010, 10:45:57 pm »
Why would you even bother looking for that?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14239 on: October 07, 2010, 10:47:19 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 07, 2010, 10:45:57 pm
Why would you even bother looking for that?
Looking for porn, or your mothers porn draw?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14240 on: October 07, 2010, 10:47:41 pm »
Quote from: Medicine Man on October 07, 2010, 10:45:29 pm
Why the hell would you want to look in your mother's porn drawer?

Man, stop being a porsist.

All porn is beautiful.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14241 on: October 07, 2010, 10:47:49 pm »
That is one of the world's greatest mysteries, gentlemen. We will never know. Never.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14242 on: October 07, 2010, 10:49:10 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 07, 2010, 10:43:41 pm
You can see my problem.
Fortunately, I cannot.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14243 on: October 07, 2010, 10:49:27 pm »
Quote from: Medicine Man on October 07, 2010, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on October 07, 2010, 10:45:57 pm
Why would you even bother looking for that?
your mothers porn draw?
that one.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14244 on: October 07, 2010, 10:50:31 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 07, 2010, 10:49:27 pm
Quote from: Medicine Man on October 07, 2010, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on October 07, 2010, 10:45:57 pm
Why would you even bother looking for that?
your mothers porn draw?
that one.

I just found it one day.

The day my life changed forever
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14245 on: October 07, 2010, 10:51:40 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 07, 2010, 10:50:31 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on October 07, 2010, 10:49:27 pm
Quote from: Medicine Man on October 07, 2010, 10:47:19 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on October 07, 2010, 10:45:57 pm
Why would you even bother looking for that?
your mothers porn draw?
that one.

I just found it one day.

The day my life changed forever
Why would you go back!?!?

You have the internet. The best source of porn... EVER!

I'm sad that I cannot go on a metal or classic rock video on Youtube without some fucker talking about Justin Bieber.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2010, 11:21:52 pm by Medicine Man »
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14246 on: October 08, 2010, 12:11:04 am »
Speaking of him, just saw this today.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14247 on: October 08, 2010, 12:14:52 am »
Quote from: BigJake on October 08, 2010, 12:11:04 am
Speaking of him, just saw this today.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hey! Kurt Cobain didn't suck THAT much.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14248 on: October 08, 2010, 12:16:20 am »
Hehe, let's just hope he goes out the same way.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14249 on: October 08, 2010, 12:17:48 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on October 08, 2010, 12:16:20 am
Hehe, let's just hope he goes out the same way.
No. Let's hope I find him in an alleyway. I will kill him and dispose of him with skill.

First, I cover his mouth with a chloroform doused rag. Then I take him to a certain location and cut off his fingers and toes with a bolt cutter. Then I cut his stomach open with a chainsaw and shit onto his guts. I then shove the guts down his throat and watch him die in agony (and with my shit in his throat!). The remaining Bieber parts will be doused in gasoline and destroyed in thermite. The ashes will be buried.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2010, 12:32:13 am by Medicine Man »
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