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[RedKing]

Finding a supplier of 100 lb bags of ammonium chloride:
Finding that they cost $1326.15:

Planning on making a shitload of salmiakki?

[Armok]

Write a story about a knight defeating dragons and other beasties using the power of MATH!

THIS!!! THEN SHARE IT HERE!!!

[dragnar]

Write a story about a knight defeating dragons and other beasties using the power of MATH!

It has been done... sorta:
Sir Cumference and the dragon of Pi.

[Schilcote]

Finding a supplier of 100 lb bags of ammonium chloride:
Finding that they cost $1326.15:

Planning on making a shitload of salmiakki?

What?

Dad told me I had to cut down on my power usage, specifically the air conditioning system. So I need a new way to keep my containment area around 50 degrees Fahrenheit.

[ed boy]

I've recently been diagnosed with dysgraphia.

It took a psychiatrist four hours and £450 to work out that I have bad handwriting.

[Simmura McCrea]

I've recently been diagnosed with dysgraphia.

It took a psychiatrist four hours and £450 to work out that I have bad handwriting.

That's a mental illness now? Hell, I've had it all my life, then.

[RedKing]

Finding a supplier of 100 lb bags of ammonium chloride:
Finding that they cost $1326.15:

Planning on making a shitload of salmiakki?

What?

It's a salty licorice flavored primarily with ammonium chloride. Big in Finland. My (now) wife offered me some when we were first dating, and said, "Keep chewing, it gets better."

It didn't. I married her despite that.

[Il Palazzo]

I've recently been diagnosed with dysgraphia.

It took a psychiatrist four hours and £450 to work out that I have bad handwriting.

Psychiatrists should be more like a restaurant: you choose a mental illiness from a menu, and he tells you how long it'll take, and how much it'll cost you to get diagnosed with it.

[Karnewarrior]

Write a story about a knight defeating dragons and other beasties using the power of MATH!

The spinning 2 strikes the Dragon in the head!
The right eye is knocked out!
The dragon gives in to pain
You strangle the dragon with your +rope reed calculous book+
You strangle the dragon with your +rope reed calculous book+
You strangle the dragon with your +rope reed calculous book+
You strangle the dragon with your +rope reed calculous book+
You strangle the dragon with your +rope reed calculous book+
You strangle the dragon with your +rope reed calculous book+
The dragon has bled to death.
You pick up the Dragon corpse and put it in your -rope reed rucksack-
The Professor yells
The Professor yells
The spinning +Rope reed Calclous book+ strikes the professor in the head!
The professor has been struck down.

[Schilcote]

ohgod its 75 degrees in here

I'm going to pass out. And yes, I realize that's within the operating parameters of a normal human being. It isn't within mine.

[ToonyMan]

Yeah today is pretty hot outside, I turned my AC on for the first time this week.

[cowofdoom78963]

The weather is pretty fair here. It's like a paradice.

[Schilcote]

The weather is pretty fair here. It's like a paradice.

[lordnincompoop]

I'm sad because Soulwynd changed his sig. The last one was better.

Also, my feet hurt like hell.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

ohgod its 75 degrees in here

I'm going to pass out. And yes, I realize that's within the operating parameters of a normal human being. It isn't within mine.

...

If your psychologist is telling you that Aspergers (or has your diagnosis since changed?) does that, I would suggest you find a new one.