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Solifuge

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #12180 on: September 12, 2010, 05:15:50 pm »

I thought the idea was meeting an exact copy of yourself, same gender included?  In which case, I'd get along with another me, sine the people I get along best with are reclusive quarrelsome nerds, but reclusive quarrelsome nerds are by definition really hard to find and befriend.

As for a female version of myself?  Knowing me, we'd be in danger of starving to death in bed together.  But as Eddie Izzard once said, the definition of narcissism is looking in a mirror and saying, "God, I'd like to have sex with myself,"...

*snerk*

I'm not sure what I'd do about having a gender-opposite double. I tend to look for people who I compliment well, and are better at the things I'm poor at, and vice versa. I'm not sure I could make it last, either, since we'd both pretty much concede in everything, and never make up our damned minds to do anything.

Yeah, I would probably divorce myself.
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« Reply #12181 on: September 12, 2010, 05:26:55 pm »

ToonyWoman, that would go as well as a female Kamina.

Not well at all.
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« Reply #12182 on: September 12, 2010, 05:29:34 pm »

Actually, how much would a genetically identical other than gender clone actually end up looking like you?  I guess they'd have similar eyes, hair, skin and facial features, but other than that...

Let's see... big brown eyes, curly hair, a little cheekbone, bad temper, and on the scrawny side.

Crap, I'd be Jason from The Sound and the Fury.


I'm not sure I could make it last, either, since we'd both pretty much concede in everything, and never make up our damned minds to do anything.

Opposite problem, man.  We'd probably spend so much time gridlocked in arguments and/or ignoring each other that... yes, I'd divorce myself, too ;_;


ToonyWoman, that would go as well as a female Kamina.

Not well at all.

... ?  It could work...
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #12183 on: September 12, 2010, 05:31:01 pm »

ToonyWoman, that would go as well as a female Kamina.

Not well at all.
But they make such a good couple!

Spoiler: Selfcest (click to show/hide)

Come to think of it, would having a boyish face translate into my genderbent version being more or less feminine?  Hmm...
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« Reply #12184 on: September 12, 2010, 05:32:09 pm »

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« Reply #12185 on: September 12, 2010, 05:34:03 pm »

I and my female opposite would stare at each other confused for a moment before heading out to buy a second laptop. Then: Smash bros tournament.

In short: I would treat female-me-copy exactly the same as male-me-copy. Only with more confusion at first.

Spoiler: Selfcest (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #12186 on: September 12, 2010, 05:34:17 pm »

But they make such a good couple!

Spoiler: Selfcest (click to show/hide)

But... that's Kamina and Simon, not Kamina and Kamina.

I think we need pictures of KaminaxKamina to get the full effect.
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« Reply #12187 on: September 12, 2010, 05:37:53 pm »

Plus, female Kamina would see Simon as a brother, and Simon would see her as a bigger sister, even if they're not blood related.
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« Reply #12188 on: September 12, 2010, 05:38:39 pm »

My brain has melted.
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« Reply #12189 on: September 12, 2010, 05:39:10 pm »

IT IS SEVEN KINDS OF ADORABLE EITHER WAY.
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« Reply #12190 on: September 12, 2010, 05:39:24 pm »


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« Last Edit: September 12, 2010, 05:41:01 pm by Solifuge »
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« Reply #12191 on: September 12, 2010, 05:40:28 pm »

Uh, yeah, that's true.  Oops.

...Damn, where are decent selfcest pictures when you need them?  What's wrong with you, internet!
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« Reply #12192 on: September 12, 2010, 05:40:47 pm »

IT IS SEVEN KINDS O-CTHULHU FHTAGN IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN HASTUR-BOOOM.

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« Reply #12193 on: September 12, 2010, 05:42:00 pm »

Thank you, Solifuge.  I really needed a nosebleed right then.
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« Reply #12194 on: September 12, 2010, 05:42:58 pm »

This reminds me of the Twilight Zone.
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