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Scaraban

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38205 on: October 10, 2011, 01:02:30 am »
I need to stop being such a worthless piece of shit and go to my morning classes this week.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38206 on: October 10, 2011, 01:02:48 am »
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2011, 01:01:38 am
Is that an Emperor?

You shouldn't be too worried about those, I've heard the claws are more dangerous than the sting.

No idea, but it is a scorpion, and that is enough. All species of them scare the crap out of me.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38207 on: October 10, 2011, 01:03:48 am »
Quote from: Max White on October 10, 2011, 01:02:48 am
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2011, 01:01:38 am
Is that an Emperor?

You shouldn't be too worried about those, I've heard the claws are more dangerous than the sting.

No idea, but it is a scorpion, and that is enough. All species of them scare the crap out of me.
Bigger is better.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38208 on: October 10, 2011, 01:04:07 am »
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2011, 01:01:38 am
Is that an Emperor?

You shouldn't be too worried about those, I've heard the claws are more dangerous than the sting.

I don't think so~
Emperors have massive claws and are all black~
They make pretty nice pets, actually~

We have the little sandy coloured ones here whose stings are almost as bad as a centipede~
They live in the sand~

Oh, and yeah, smaller claw = more poisonous~
Good rule of thumb there~
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38209 on: October 10, 2011, 01:06:32 am »
Oh look, after some google-fu it turns out that is was something often called a 'Deathstalker' scorpion, and is highly freaking deadly!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38210 on: October 10, 2011, 01:08:23 am »
You never want to see the phrase "powerful cocktail of neurotoxins" on the wikipedia page of a prospective pet.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38211 on: October 10, 2011, 01:10:04 am »
I was sort of tipped off when it had both 'death' and 'stalker' in the name. Hell, the only way they could have made it more clear is by including 'mecha'.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38212 on: October 10, 2011, 01:11:22 am »
I think the scientific community just fails at names in general.

On a related note, this thing gets up to nine inches long!



On the other hand it apparently kills things with its claws, rather than its tail.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38213 on: October 10, 2011, 01:12:39 am »
Fun fact: Destroying Angels and Deathcaps are said to be some of the tastiest mushrooms, by those who have survived eating them~
Also, if you're an evil mastermind, 'powerful cocktail of neurotoxins' is exactly what you'd look for in a prospective pet~
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38214 on: October 10, 2011, 01:14:27 am »
WHY WOULD ANYTHING WITH THAT MANY LEGS GROW THAT BIG?!?!?!
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Also, ein, you scare me more than the scorpions some times.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38215 on: October 10, 2011, 01:15:30 am »
But I think scorpions are cute~~
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38216 on: October 10, 2011, 01:15:36 am »
Quote from: Max White on October 10, 2011, 01:14:27 am
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Jesus Christ, it's a facehugger!

Seriously, what the hell is that? Some kind of facehugging headcrab of death?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38217 on: October 10, 2011, 01:16:06 am »
You guys really should stop giving ein these ideas. I mean, at this rate, she'll kill Acanthus and be on to someone new much faster than we prepared for.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38218 on: October 10, 2011, 01:17:08 am »
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Jesus Christ, it's a facehugger!

Seriously, what the hell is that? Some kind of facehugging headcrab of death?
No, it is obviously hugging the trash can. It takes control of rotten banana peels and will eventually turn an army of them against us.

Run. Run while you still can.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #38219 on: October 10, 2011, 01:17:56 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on October 10, 2011, 01:15:36 am
Seriously, what the hell is that? Some kind of facehugging headcrab of death?
Coconut crab. Big ain't it?
Not as big as a spider crab though. Well maybe has more mass, but not as much leg span.
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