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Phantom

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Re: Dwarf Empire IRL
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2009, 09:36:35 pm »

That is nothing like DF.
I expected short people killing deer with their bare hands.

Real Response: Um, fairly interesting...
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Re: Dwarf Empire IRL
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2009, 11:04:39 pm »

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Muz

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2009, 02:52:52 am »

Yeah, I think I've seen this a few times on the other GD forum. You'd expect a country which built a large underground army of statues to have plenty of dwarves, though.
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Dwarf

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Re: Dwarf Empire IRL
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2009, 05:26:25 am »

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Now, if we could only mod Giant War Eagles to carry crossbows, we could do strafing runs on the elves who sold the eagles to us in the first place.

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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2009, 04:05:34 am »

Yeah, but they get paid more than university graduates, and they get room and board. The dwarves are used to being spectacles, as they can't get job where they -aren't- a spectacle. At least in this theme park, they're being fairly compensated. I hope the park doesn't go under. :(
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Muz

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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 05:17:32 am »

Heh, last I recalled people loved being tourist attractions. Some people would pay a lot for it, and it's a dream job to some others.
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