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[Shoruke]

So pay Nernas to raise one of the eggs we just got, wait a couple thousand years, kill it, and reraise it... Wait what race are you Aki?

[Akigagak]

Uman.

Soon to be lich.

[CJ1145]

Is there any way to actually become immortal in this game, besides losing your soul or being a weaponized green monster?

Speaking of Hulk-like monstrosities, anybody know if the Champions PnP game is any good?

[Akigagak]

There's... Wish?

[CJ1145]

We need to go find the Lich and get one of those 3 wish rings. My wishes shall be, in this order,

1. Make me the physical God of War
2. Return Bones his soul, while letting him keep his Lichy status
3. On Septemeber 9th of each year, the Tarrasque shall rise from the center of the earth to deliver presents to all the good little girls and boys of the world, hanging below a massive blimp. This day shall be known as Tarrasquemas.

[Akigagak]

Thing is, the DM can interpret them any way they want to.

1: You become a statue of the god of war from your home land.

2: Liches don't work that way, and giving bones his soul would kill him.

3: What a waste of a wish, but granted and the Tarrasque comes here first and kills you for wasting three wishes.

[Shoruke]

Or perhaps Tarrasques greet each other with friendly high-fives, and since the tarrasque doesn't have a hope of making one individualized present for every person in the world in only one year, he just greets everyone with a high-five.

I feel it is important to note that tarrasques are Collossal 70 feet long and 50 feet tall.

[Neruz]

Bones has his soul, it's safely tucked away in his Phylactory.

[Shoruke]

So DM, what was ailing you to the point of un-DM-ability? Hungoverness?

[RAM]

I thought that Bones' soul was tucked away safely someplace much more secure than any of the presumably hundreds of other mages could think to stash theirs...

Its in Kramp, isn't it?

[Shoruke]

Kramp is made of the same stuff that build THE MULTIVERSE. If I was Bones, I wouldn't put my soul in there, to prevent suddenly becoming a magical black hole or something.

[RAM]

You don't want to be a sentient black hole?!?

[Neruz]

So DM, what was ailing you to the point of un-DM-ability? Hungoverness?

I've got an operation to get a lap band in about 2 weeks, i'm supposed to diet for 2 weeks beforehand for the surgery, and i started yesterday.

It'll take a couple of days for the initial hunger pangs to die down into something managable.

[Shoruke]

DM cancels game: haz a hawngry.

[CJ1145]

Aki, look at this and tell me Tarrasquemas is not an awesome wish. (NOTE: By clicking this link, you are accepting that you are heading into 4chan, and at the near-bottom of this page you will find a picture of a lady covered in some very unsightly substances. You have been warned.)