Consider attaching small weights to the precious bundle's developing eyebrows. With a bit of training it might even look like Bobby Pickett!
Edit: oh, yeah, my own Happy: one of my closest and oldest (oldest as in length of time being friends, not age - I have at least one comparatively ancient friend whom I love dearly) friends purchased a lifetime, premium Plex membership recently, which allows others to remotely stream things once he creates a user for them. He also set up a dedicated server to host his whopping great media collection from. Many a good time has been had, hanging out down there with the gang and watching weird and wonderful shit from said collection (when we couldn't get it on VHS, anyway).
Yesterday he offered me an account for a small fee, which is fair enough considering the expenses involved in setting all this up.
On the fence, I asked if he had Apocalypse Now. Sure enough, he does. Sold. Now I feel so high-tech and "with it". Although so far my enjoyment of this setup has been limited to going through looking things up to see if they're on there, feeling smug if they aren't or excited if they are. I'm easily amused, sometimes. Also neat were at least a couple of titles that I strongly recommended to my friend and wasn't sure if he'd listened to me about.
Funnily enough, most of the things I thought off off the top of my head were on there, but as soon as I cracked open my IMDb watchlist, barely any were. There is some mighty obscure stuff that has accumulated on said watchlist over the years, most of which I don't remember adding. And of course, said list swelled considerably during the course of all this searching.
Maybe today I'll actually fire it up and watch something. Eeeeee.