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[Yoink]

Well, I've had a lot of not-Happies today but at least I've finally made in home.
Phew. Reckon I'll get some sleep and hopefully put it all behind me. Perhaps tomorrow I'll be feeling more... together.

[JoshuaFH]

Just feeling very chill and in control of my life these past few days. Very zen and enlightened.

I got a 7 game win streak going playing Mahjong. That's unprecedented for me. I thought that streak was ending today when I dealt into a baiman that hurtled me to last place, but I dug in deep, scrounged for victory, and got a monster dealer haneman against the leader in South 4 (End of the game), and rocketed up to first, sealing my streak for another game. I went back and reviewed the log, which let me see his hand, and the only reason he dealt into my hand was because he was going for a GREEDY AF Kokushi Musou (13 Orphans) Yakuman hand! Like DUDE, you're already in first! The Kokushi is sweet and delicious, and everyone everywhere wants some of that Rising Sun but come on, you had it in the bag and you just bundled it up, put a bow on top, and gave it to me cause you got greedy. Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedy!

I appreciate it though, anonymous mahjong stranger, it really made my day.

[Imic]

Sometimes kids can be entertaining, I guess.

Well, from this moment forward, all Children are eldritch abominations that exist in a strange half-plane in between the fucked up bits of reality.

[Max™]

Max, you should try to make a saw with a 40k themed handle, bonus points if its motorized.

Skulls and such, maybe at some point with some different woods.

Hurt myself taking a picture of the cleaned up form I did with my panel saw.

Spoiler: You can see the finger I stabbed onto a tooth while repositioning it, like a second after the stab it was dripping. (click to show/hide)

Literally went *poke* 'ow, shit' *click* and had to run for a bandaid.

Way too good at opening bandaids with one hand pressed against my leg.

[Trekkin]

Have you ever thought about making woodworking tools with which you're less likely to injure yourself, Max? Beechwood joiner's mallets, for example, or chisel handles, or maybe planes. Really anything that isn't a sheet of knives.

[Egan_BW]

Alternatively, have you considered improving your skills in not injuring yourself?

[dragdeler]

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[Akura]

Sometimes kids can be entertaining, I guess.

Well, from this moment forward, all Children are eldritch abominations that exist in a strange half-plane in between the fucked up bits of reality.

...You say that as if it wasn't the case before.

[Yoink]

Yesterday I was unable to hold back existential tears on a plane and in a taxi. Tonight I am seeing bands and enjoying myself.

[Max™]

Existential laughter is probably more alarming I bet.

Have you ever thought about making woodworking tools with which you're less likely to injure yourself, Max? Beechwood joiner's mallets, for example, or chisel handles, or maybe planes. Really anything that isn't a sheet of knives.

I've injured myself making a plane, the tools used to clear the bed for the iron are kinda like weird skinny saws with really forward set teeth called floats and I don't have one so I had to make one and promptly hurt myself a little with it.

Didn't hurt myself making a mallet from walnut and pine, and I quite like the full shank on the stanley chisel set I got.

I didn't hurt myself making the saw, I've used it for like five projects since cleaning up the handle shaping, hurt myself taking a picture of it.

[JoshuaFH]

That's how you know it's a good saw, cause it fights back. Being stained by the blood of its creator is basically a seal of quality.

[Max™]

Seems legit, I know when I sharpen them I think of them in terms of "biteyness" because a properly sharpened one is just zingy, while a halfway done saw is just about maximum bitey, all snagging edges and sharp little flakes ready to file off.

[Enemy post]

It's been a while since I played, but I'm really enjoying Zoo Tycoon lately. This is a zoo I just recently finished, it's on a map that's designed to look like a moon base.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Arcvasti]

You, uh, might want to check up on your artic elephants. They look kind of weird, they might be sick or something.

[Levi]

I only have 9 and a half more days of work left!  Then I get to pursue my dream of being professional layabout!

Well okay actually I'll be starting a tiny business, but I'm going to make sure I spend as much time as I can afford being lazy.