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[TheBiggerFish]

Rincewind would be running away already

That's why I said related to.

[Reudh]

Area where I'm about to inspect a place is actually really nice. This optimism's prob gonna land a branch on my head.

Moving out of the horrors of Glenroy?

[Tack]

Did the happy thread change title?

Hmm... No. No I don't think so.

[Ultimuh]

Did the happy thread change title?

Hmm... No. No I don't think so.

If I may blurt out my blunt with my opinion, I think the title is a bit old and needs something of a renewal. Again.
Wait.. what? Why is.. how..?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Find pants elevator!

[overseer05-15]

Tacos for dinner last night, tacos for breakfast this morning. Today shall be a good day.

[Ultimuh]

Tacos for dinner last night, tacos for breakfast this morning. Today shall be a good day.

You sure you aren't in hell?
Just imagine, you get nothing but tacos. Forever.
Unless you have an obsession with tacos as much as Homer Simpson has with doughnuts.

[Tack]

Wait.. what? Why is.. how..?

The power of Demokrasee, my friend.

[hops]

Tacos for dinner last night, tacos for breakfast this morning. Today shall be a good day.

You sure you aren't in hell?
Just imagine, you get nothing but tacos. Forever.
Unless you have an obsession with tacos as much as Homer Simpson has with doughnuts.

Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

That's some good gibber-babble

[overseer05-15]

Tacos for dinner last night, tacos for breakfast this morning. Today shall be a good day.

You sure you aren't in hell?
Just imagine, you get nothing but tacos. Forever.
Unless you have an obsession with tacos as much as Homer Simpson has with doughnuts.

Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

That was beautiful, Heimcindr.

[hector13]

That's some good gibber-babble

Jibber jabber, ffs.

[Aklyon]

Find pants elevator!

Where?

[Tack]

-snip-

You have failed me. You've failed bacon.

[Eric Blank]

Finally got a real shower for the first time in months. Was warm and cozy. Now clean and neat. Ignoring that I forgot to bring clean underwear.

Also got delicious food from local chinese buffet. Very worth price.