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[hops]

Thank god that's not a real thing.

I can take solace in the fact holding the title of King of Mafia means I am somewhat known.

I mean seeing as it's mafia people who would remember you for that would be happy if you were gone.

[TempAcc]

There are shadier places.

Also, it turned out I was right all along on the only mafia game I played in these forums, even tho they still killed me because they could not handle my infinite investigative acumen. Goddamn it reverie and co. you're all a bunch of dweebs >:v

[hops]

The first rule of mafia is that everyone is scum until proven otherwise, then they're still scum because mindgames.

[Tiruin]

Woo, awesome people are back
And I've only known Ein from browsing faaaaar back in the forums a few years ago! My memory is weird because everytime these happen, it comes out vivid like yesterday.

Then I forget :I

There are shadier places.

Also, it turned out I was right all along on the only mafia game I played in these forums, even tho they still killed me because they could not handle my infinite investigative acumen. Goddamn it reverie and co. you're all a bunch of dweebs >:v

I'm happy I read stuff like that (Also Reverie is awesome \o/)

[RedKing]

Huh. So ein's not dead after all.

welcome back~

[Sirus]

* Sirus attempts to summon Max White, taking advantage of the odd power this month has shown

[Calidovi]

I'm a content creator too you fucking peasant >:V

and me ?

i ... heh ... i weild powers u never beleve ... i study the shitpots ...
nothin personel ... kid ... but u dont know me
if i were gone .. .heh ... youd not now the real meanin of ... "lowquality posts'

[Loud Whispers]

nah nah nah you don't study shitposts to learn them, first you must be the shitpost

[hector13]

This does not mean pooping into an envelope and mailing it to yourself.

[Frumple]

Oh hey, it's ein. Hi ein.

[TheBiggerFish]

Probarly shouldn't have brought it up. He broke the rules, min. I miss him, but Toady did what he had to do.

I still don't know what the hell "kek square" even means


...ein's tumblr is so grossly incandescent it radiates pure (impure?) emotion straight into my mind...

...I wish I could be like that...

You radiate, uh, cutes?  Pretty well already :u

[Sergarr]

Probarly shouldn't have brought it up. He broke the rules, min. I miss him, but Toady did what he had to do.

I still don't know what the hell "kek square" even means


...ein's tumblr is so grossly incandescent it radiates pure (impure?) emotion straight into my mind...

...I wish I could be like that...

You radiate, uh, cutes?  Pretty well already :u

Eeeh, ein's tumblr is not just cute, it felt to me like a whole overwhelming avalanche that tried to permeate and corrupt into the depths of my gutter my entire being...

D-do you r-really feel l-like I'm a-already like that? Because if you do, then I'm then simply obliged to do something nice to you in return~ the choice is obviously yours, too~

[Catmeat]

Do you ever think?
Some guy screamed at me, i turned around to see why/who and then looked away.. "don't fucking look at me"
I turn back around, "what cunt"
The blond man child gripping his corona looks towards to traffic lights hoping it turns green and back at me multiple times, riding passenger with four of his buddys..
He dropped balls everytime I turned around and approached the car.
"Fucking pussy" he called me.
"Park right here, come on! Pull over here boy"
The light turned green to his relief, as he drove away he screamed "Pussy, chicken"
Haha next time I see him, I will post a picture of his face.
Why people try piss me off is beyond me.
I always carry Grace with me.
But just cause I look pretty dont mean shit.
I grew up with four brothers, poor in a shit neighboor hood, I can fight.
Theres this point in a fight where I see what I can do to you in the enviroment.
Sure I could punch you alot, but thats no fun, naw naw ima throw you around.
That made me happy

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 thats a shitpost

[Avis-Mergulus]

...Y'know, Catmeat, for whatever reason I imagine you as having stubble, a thick Southern accent, terrible smokes, and a revolver of an entirely ridiculous caliber, all that overlaid over a serious case of bishonen face that you're adorably self-conscious about. You were on the force before your optimistic good cop buddy got killed and your corrupt chief took your badge. You're a man on the edge. 80% of what you say is not intelligible and is transcribed as *grumbles*. Your gun has a name. It's been two weeks since you flushed the pills down the loo. If they ask you if you've ever killed a man, you reply, 'Only monsters.'

[Sergarr]

...Y'know, Catmeat, for whatever reason I imagine you as having stubble, a thick Southern accent, terrible smokes, and a revolver of an entirely ridiculous caliber, all that overlaid over a serious case of bishonen face that you're adorably self-conscious about. You were on the force before your optimistic good cop buddy got killed and your corrupt chief took your badge. You're a man on the edge. 80% of what you say is not intelligible and is transcribed as *grumbles*. Your gun has a name. It's been two weeks since you flushed the pills down the loo. If they ask you if you've ever killed a man, you reply, 'Only monsters.'

T-that... that's actually perfectly putting together and explaining all the various "WTF is this" moments I've had with Catmeat...

I guess I didn't watch enough buddy cop movies to figure it out on my own, hmmm...