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[hops]

Guys, the brocode says that brone should not confratulate bromances too much lest it seem gay, and that's, like, awkward, bro.

[hops]

Japa identify as a mango.

[BlackHeartKabal]

Goddammit, I start this didn't I? Everyone, forget I'm dating anyone. I'm still the perpetually thirsty and bitter Objective.

Do I say a flirty thing or a reassuring thing? Or I could take the third option and hug you.
Even though I call you that, Objective is an old name, and I don't equate it to thirst or bitterness.
//hugs

[ECrownofFire]

I dub thee GWG with boobs.

I was here before him, actually, so if anything, he (is/was) derivative of me!

You're a nice dragonness.

I'm the nicest there ever was!

And not just by virtue of being the only one here

[Flying Dice]

Guys, the brocode says that brone should not confratulate bromances too much lest it seem gay, and that's, like, awkward, bro.

No, you don't get it. If you ever flinch from groping another man's genitals through his pants while you wrestle on the ground that makes you double-gay.

Or so I'm told.

[SalmonGod]

How gay is it to check a man's oil while wrestling?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, that is a Turkish tradition so...

[smirk]

Depends on whether you also offer to rotate his tires.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Guys, the brocode says that brone should not confratulate bromances too much lest it seem gay, and that's, like, awkward, bro.

No, you don't get it. If you ever flinch from groping another man's genitals through his pants while you wrestle on the ground that makes you double-gay.

Or so I'm told.

[KingofstarrySkies]

So what you should do instead, is just firmly and confidently grasp them if you do it on accident?

I like it.

[ECrownofFire]

I know I'm not the only fan of firmly grasping male anatomy

[BlackHeartKabal]

I'm blushing visibly reading this thread.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Join my club, I call it the 'Blushes easily at lewdness' club. Ironic, considering I enjoy making lewd jokes.

[Shook]

wow how do you guys even survive browsing lewdness if all the blood in your head is going to your faces

I know I'm not the only fan of firmly grasping male anatomy

gotta love dem manly handshakes

B[

Also my stomach is unusually nice considering that i've eaten pizza and drunken coke. Normally this is one of those "worth it" deals where the awesome justifies the discomfort, but i'm actually feeling fine right now. Odd. Won't complain, though. :v

[BlackHeartKabal]

I'm the kind of person who reflexively covers their face at the mention of if-you-know-what-I-mean kind of flirty stuff. What CrownofFire just said is making my seat sink with me.