Threat confirmed on my feels, roll diabetes damage.
Wow. Touching story.
Tell me more about this... "/tg/".
Er... wait, that title says "4chan"? Uh....
Maybe you shouldn't tell me.
Cthulhu Saves the World is an RPG parody, if memory serves.
EDIT: Also, I fired up the old Deepak Chopra quote generator and quickly got this.
"Knowledge shapes your own knowledge"
"Emotional intelligence heals a jumble of joy"
"The future is reborn in positive external reality" <- Part of Homestuck, this is the Core Mechanic of SBURB.
"Information is inherent in mortal fulfillment" <- Huh. Thought provoking.
"Culture exists as sub empirical observations" <- Exactly.
"Awareness is in the midst of visible positivity" <- OK, I don't understand this one.
"Perception nurtures self-righteous opportunities" <- "Go play Mafia"
"Innocence is the foundation of objective neural networks" <- Children are the only beings capable of being truly scientific.
"Your body is in the midst of the progressive expansion of mortality"
Yes, I am probably getting fatter, thank you.
Definitely laughing out loud right now.
"The key to joy is in the midst of subjective bliss"
That actually makes some sense.
Yup. Eat good food to be happy. Especially food you enjoy.
I'm going to go find some of that pop-rock infused chocolate that Cadbury released recently and grab some more bites of it.
Edit: Some more:
"Nature is at the heart of karmic energy" <- Yup. Typical hippie.
"The ego regulates spontaneous molecules" <- MAGYCK
"Love differentiates into species specific possibilities" <- giggle wut
"Good health reflects intricate choices" <- Variety is the spice of life.
"Self power is a modality of essential actions" <- nope, I don't understand this one.
"The secret of the universe inspires the barrier of potentiality" <- The universe is infinite and finite at the same time.