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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16320333 times)

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139590 on: September 05, 2014, 07:03:49 pm »

If man was meant to have long hair, it wouldn't be flammable.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139591 on: September 05, 2014, 07:12:09 pm »

Have you seen a man with long hair sitting in the wind?

Majestic.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139592 on: September 05, 2014, 07:25:33 pm »

So we've got Fire against and Air for. How do Earth and Water vote?
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139593 on: September 05, 2014, 07:26:45 pm »

Wet long hair is equally beautiful. Dirty, greasy hair can still look good.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139594 on: September 05, 2014, 07:30:41 pm »

I dunno, air/wind is a massive dick to me. Then again, my long hair is of the inferior curly variety, so it's a bit different. :P



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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139595 on: September 05, 2014, 07:37:23 pm »

So we've got Fire against and Air for. How do Earth and Water vote?
Water is a definite for. Earth probably something of an abstain vote -- on one hand, dirt and whatnot. On the other, mud wrestling.

Wood would be a definite against vote (twigs, twigs, freaking everywhere), but metal would be a definite for -- more places to put shiny things with long hair. Tally comes up to two against (FWo), three for (AWaM), and one undecided (E). No supermajority, and so we shall leave it up to personal preference instead of inquisitorial mandate and enforcement.

However, we all know in our hearts that AWaM takes it by virtue of being the better sounding abbreviation cluster.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139596 on: September 05, 2014, 07:39:15 pm »

My happy: Today promises to be insanely fun.

I read that as "Toady promises to be insanely fun."

And you know what, despite that being me misreading what you said, I can just imagine the Toad in front of his mirror every morning, repeating those fated words.

I promise to be insanely fun.

I promise to be insanely fun.

I promise to be insanely !!fun!!

He then runs to his computer, cackling, and begins work on the next update of DF.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139597 on: September 05, 2014, 07:42:21 pm »

Oh god, it happened to you too.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139598 on: September 05, 2014, 07:43:43 pm »

My happy: Today promises to be insanely fun.

I read that as "Toady promises to be insanely fun."

And you know what, despite that being me misreading what you said, I can just imagine the Toad in front of his mirror every morning, repeating those fated words.

I promise to be insanely fun.

I promise to be insanely fun.

I promise to be insanely !!fun!!

He then runs to his computer, cackling, and begins work on the next update of DF.

I reread that about six times before I realized the first one said today.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139600 on: September 05, 2014, 08:11:45 pm »

My happy: Today promises to be insanely fun.

I read that as "Toady promises to be insanely fun."

Toady ain't got to promise shit, he is insanely fun. :P
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139602 on: September 05, 2014, 08:14:55 pm »

So you want to see something nifty today?
I heard you liked getting rat piss in your blood.
Mmm, deadly diseases.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139603 on: September 05, 2014, 08:18:33 pm »

Skeeters.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #139604 on: September 05, 2014, 08:24:52 pm »

Skeeters.
It's got a filtration system to keep it from stagnating and populations of things that like eating mosquito larva.

Granted, the average shmuck that decides to make their own Home Depot'd version will probably end up with a truckload of problems.
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