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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15930998 times)

tuypo1

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138330 on: August 21, 2014, 09:56:20 am »
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 09:53:55 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 21, 2014, 07:37:57 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 07:32:25 am
Quote from: Dutchling on August 21, 2014, 07:00:23 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 04:12:56 am
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a dad.
Does your wife know?
Yes
Dad-five! Now we can tell corny jokes together!
What's the army's favourite vegetable?

Oh no please god no if you start telling dad jokes I will have to put you down and then your wife will be a single mother
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138331 on: August 21, 2014, 10:28:06 am »
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 09:56:20 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 09:53:55 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 21, 2014, 07:37:57 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 07:32:25 am
Quote from: Dutchling on August 21, 2014, 07:00:23 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 04:12:56 am
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a dad.
Does your wife know?
Yes
Dad-five! Now we can tell corny jokes together!
What's the army's favourite vegetable?

Oh no please god no if you start telling dad jokes I will have to put you down and then your wife will be a single mother

well i don't know japa

what is the army's favourite vegetable?
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138332 on: August 21, 2014, 10:31:31 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 21, 2014, 10:28:06 am
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 09:56:20 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 09:53:55 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 21, 2014, 07:37:57 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 07:32:25 am
Quote from: Dutchling on August 21, 2014, 07:00:23 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 04:12:56 am
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a dad.
Does your wife know?
Yes
Dad-five! Now we can tell corny jokes together!
What's the army's favourite vegetable?

Oh no please god no if you start telling dad jokes I will have to put you down and then your wife will be a single mother

well i don't know japa

what is the army's favourite vegetable?

Why are you doing this to me lordslowpoke
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138333 on: August 21, 2014, 10:32:27 am »
I'm not even a dad and I love dad jokes. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138334 on: August 21, 2014, 10:37:33 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on August 21, 2014, 10:32:27 am
I'm not even a dad and I love dad jokes. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe.
* tuypo1 runs off screaming dad jokes aren't funny dad jokes aren't funny similarly to the way what's her name in pullea magi Madoka magica ran off screaming girls can't love girls girls can't love girls
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138335 on: August 21, 2014, 10:40:35 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 21, 2014, 10:28:06 am
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 09:56:20 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 09:53:55 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 21, 2014, 07:37:57 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 07:32:25 am
Quote from: Dutchling on August 21, 2014, 07:00:23 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 04:12:56 am
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a dad.
Does your wife know?
Yes
Dad-five! Now we can tell corny jokes together!
What's the army's favourite vegetable?

Oh no please god no if you start telling dad jokes I will have to put you down and then your wife will be a single mother

well i don't know japa

what is the army's favourite vegetable?

Corn!

Because of the kernels.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138336 on: August 21, 2014, 10:43:45 am »
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138337 on: August 21, 2014, 10:47:52 am »
Ok that one was auctually funny but your not going to get 2 funny ones in a row just stop while your still sucesfull
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138338 on: August 21, 2014, 10:49:22 am »
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 10:40:35 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 21, 2014, 10:28:06 am
what is the army's favourite vegetable?

Corn!

Because of the kernels.
Puns like these make me laugh more than jokes XD
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138339 on: August 21, 2014, 10:53:42 am »
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 10:40:35 am
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 21, 2014, 10:28:06 am
Quote from: tuypo1 on August 21, 2014, 09:56:20 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 09:53:55 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 21, 2014, 07:37:57 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 07:32:25 am
Quote from: Dutchling on August 21, 2014, 07:00:23 am
Quote from: Japa on August 21, 2014, 04:12:56 am
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a dad.
Does your wife know?
Yes
Dad-five! Now we can tell corny jokes together!
What's the army's favourite vegetable?

Oh no please god no if you start telling dad jokes I will have to put you down and then your wife will be a single mother

well i don't know japa

what is the army's favourite vegetable?

Corn!

Because of the kernels.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138340 on: August 21, 2014, 10:59:27 am »
* MaximumZero punches typo1 into the sun.

Nicely done, Japa. You'll make a fine dad.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138341 on: August 21, 2014, 11:03:51 am »
* tuypo1 is glad to be spared further dad jokes
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138342 on: August 21, 2014, 01:39:56 pm »
Hey. Hey guys. Jokes? I can do jokes.

If Christopher Walken were bringing a ship to port he'd be Christopher Docken.  ;D
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138343 on: August 21, 2014, 01:49:11 pm »
Hmm.
We have a terrible joke thread, but where is the good joke thread?
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138344 on: August 21, 2014, 02:00:18 pm »
All jokes are terrible from a specific point of view
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