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[TamerVirus]

Why not just say you people in a condescending voice?

[Darvi]

That doesn't work as well in the third person.

[TamerVirus]

If you people say so.

[Flying Dice]

That doesn't work as well in the third person.

Those people.

[kj1225]

That doesn't work as well in the third person.

What about referring to everyone as 'My precious'?

[TD1]

That doesn't work as well in the third person.

What about referring to everyone as 'My precious'?

YES

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke is now in countryside

* LordSlowpoke is offered to attend harvest festival

wot wot - wot - wot

i ain't been harvesting shit other than attachment of a bunch of internet nerds

what the fuck ev they'll probably have alcohol LETSA GO

[TD1]

Oh dear lord.

LSp amongst the country folk.

So much machinery.

Such suffering caused.

Fire, oh goodness the fire.

[mastahcheese]

Trust me, if the cat nipped you, you did nothing wrong.
If you did something wrong, cats will let you know.

I went *scratchy scratchy* then there were times it turned around and raised its paw-midway or went *nip nip bite?* but it didn't do it aggressively, just like 'I'm warning you'.
And in the next instance its all 'mmmm~ scratch me there-ahh~'
Cats. o-o
Funny thing, it had the most creative name
Cat.

Cat must be testing you to see if you are worthy of being in its presence.
Since you still have all your limbs I'd say you passed.

[tuypo1]

* LordSlowpoke is now in countryside

* LordSlowpoke is offered to attend harvest festival

wot wot - wot - wot

i ain't been harvesting shit other than attachment of a bunch of internet nerds

what the fuck ev they'll probably have alcohol LETSA GO

Congratulations have fun at the festival and remember safe sex no regrets

[Dutchling]

If someone invites you to look at their scooter, and said scooter is located somewhere in the bushes, you can safely assume no scooter watching is imminent.

This is all I know about the countryside.

[Reverie]

If someone invites you to look at their scooter, and said scooter is located somewhere in the bushes, you can safely assume no scooter watching is imminent.

This is all I know about the countryside.

...what? :X

[Dutchling]

If someone invites you to look at their scooter, and said scooter is located somewhere in the bushes, you can safely assume no scooter watching is imminent.

This is all I know about the countryside.

...what? :X

It's how the peasants initiate sex.

According to a friend of mine who used to live in the Dutch far east.

[Descan]

... Indonesia?

[Dutchling]

Nah